• Nursing

    A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.

    "I've tried to be a secretary and failed," she complained. "I tried to be an actress and failed. Then, I tried sales and I failed at that too."

    The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "It is important for everyone to live a full and meaningful life. Have you tried nursing?"

    She thought about his suggestion for a second, then opened her blouse and revealed one of her luscious breasts.

    Pointing it at the doctor, she said, "OK, I'll give it a try."
  • Emergency Flashers

    A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

    Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up.

    The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What exactly is going on here?"

    "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

    "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

    And she said, "Those are my emergency flashers!"
  • Good News!

    A stunning blonde had gone to her student adviser for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.

    "Are you feeling OK," he asked?

    "Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," she admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?"

    "Why yes, there is," he said, as he picked her up and carried her to the couch. "It's called 'Good News'!!!"
  • The Birthday Wish

    A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.

    "What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.

    Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"

    The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad.

    He said, "Make a wish and blow!"

    She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, sucking away, and playing with his balls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde sucking on your cock, like you're really going to say, no don't suck it.

    He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him cum, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said, "Did you like it?"

    He said, "Yes, of course, you suck cock great... but I'm just wondering why you suddenly started sucking my cock?"

    She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to."

    Now he's confused. "What I told you to?"

    Smiling, she says, "Don't tell me you forgot already... You said, 'Make a wish and blow!'"