• Tonsillectomy and Circumcision

    A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery."

    On the day he was admitted his mother asked if the doctor could also circumcise the boy while he was asleep.

    The doctor agreed. The boy woke up and was very sore down there for several days.

    After about a week he got to see his playmate again. The playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out soon. He asked him to tell him about the surgery.

    The little boy replied, "All I can tell you is your tonsils ain't where you think they are."
  • Making a Car

    One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in.

    "What are you doing," the kid asked.

    "Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you one."

    The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker's tailpipe.
    "Son... what the hell are you doing!!!"

    And the son replied, "Mom said she wanted an new car, so I'm making her one!"
  • Sex Education!

    Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Antonio, what did you learn in school today?"

    Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation."

    Grandma hauled off and slapped Antonio, hard. He ran up to his room, crying. Antonio's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! Why did you go and hit Antonio!?"

    Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in school today. He started talking about sex, and penises, and masturbation!"

    Antonio's mother said, "Ma! That's what they learn. It's called sex education!"

    Well, Grandma felt bad about hitting Antonio, so she went upstairs to apologize. When she opened his bedroom door she found him on his bed masturbating. Without a blink, she said, "Antonio, when you're finished with your homework, come downstairs and talk to me."
  • Should Kids Witness Childbirth?

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor.

    The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old toddler, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

    Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and, after a little while, baby Connor was born.
    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed girl what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, `He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.