|A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: "A baby brother."|
"Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother," said her mom, "but there isn`t time before your birthday."
The little girl replied, "Why don`t you do like they do down at Daddy`s factory when they want something in a hurry ----- put more men on the job."
|Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?"|
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn`t forget.
The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she`ll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks that`s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny`s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,
"Daddy! Daddy! Mommy`s dying!"
His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy`s dying?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy`s balloons and she`s screaming `Oh God, I`m coming!"
|One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.|
She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you,Johnny?"
"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
"No, I`m sorry. That`s the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.
"Wow!", Johnny exclaimed, "I didn`t know the stem was that long!"
|One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn`t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.|
All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn`t understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.
The boy said to his friend," My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."