• The dumb father?

    The parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
    The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
    The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy`s!"
    The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
  • What`s cooking?

    Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks, "Momma, what are those?"
    She replies, "Son, those are my breasts."
    As she turns the back to him, he asks, "Momma, what is that?"
    She replies, "Son, that is my derriere."
    As she turns to slip on her robe he spies her nether region and asks, "Momma, what is that?"
    She replies, "That, son, is none of your business!"
    Later the boy is playing by the kitchen door, and the father comes in from work hungry. The father hollers toward the kitchen to the mom, "Hey honey, what`s for dinner?"
    She replies, "None of your business."
    The son shaking his head says, "YUCK!"
  • Blessing in disguise!

    A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I`m gay."
    His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she`d heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You`re gay -- doesn`t that mean you put other men`s penises in your mouth?"
    The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that`s right."
    His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don`t you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
  • The rhyming boyfriends!

    This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says, "Hi, I`m Freddy. I`m here to pick up Betty. We`re gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?"
    The man mildly amused, calls down his daughter and the two leave.
    A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I`m Jim. I`m here to see Kim. We`re gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?"
    The guy, now perplexed, says, "Yes," and the two take off.
    A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I`m Joe. I`m here to pick up Flo. We`re gonna go to the show. Can she go?"
    The man, now kind of annoyed, says, "Yes." The two depart.
    Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I`m Chuck.."

    The father shot him.
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