• Dad explains sex!

    Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes you feels good?"
    Dad: "Just like digging in your nose, it`s feels good, right!"
    Son: "Why is it that guys don`t usually feel as good as gals?"
    Dad: "Just like when you dig in your nose, it`s your nose that feel good, not your finger!"
    Son: "Then why do gals feel bad when they are raped?"
    Dad: "If a stranger comes along and digs in your nose, will you feel the same way?"
    Son: "When girls are having their menstruation, why don`t they usually want to have sex?"
    Dad: "If your nose is bleeding, will you still want your nose to be dug?"
    Son: "Dad, one last question ... why don`t guys like to wear condoms when they make love?"
    Dad: "Would you want to wear a glove when you dig your nose?"
  • The dumb father?

    The parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
    The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
    The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy`s!"
    The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
  • What`s cooking?

    Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks, "Momma, what are those?"
    She replies, "Son, those are my breasts."
    As she turns the back to him, he asks, "Momma, what is that?"
    She replies, "Son, that is my derriere."
    As she turns to slip on her robe he spies her nether region and asks, "Momma, what is that?"
    She replies, "That, son, is none of your business!"
    Later the boy is playing by the kitchen door, and the father comes in from work hungry. The father hollers toward the kitchen to the mom, "Hey honey, what`s for dinner?"
    She replies, "None of your business."
    The son shaking his head says, "YUCK!"
  • Blessing in disguise!

    A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I`m gay."
    His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she`d heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You`re gay -- doesn`t that mean you put other men`s penises in your mouth?"
    The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that`s right."
    His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don`t you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"