• Not for the hole!

    Five years old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love.
    "Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in our nose!"
  • Relaxation and concentration?

    Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each other.
    "Dad, what`re the dogs doing?" asks Johnny.
    "Well, the one below has relaxed and the one above has concentrated."
    "Okay, I`ve understood."
    "What`ve you understood!?" asks the father sarcastically.
    "Never relax in your life, dad, or you`ll get fucked like a dog!"
  • Sleep with me!

    Johnny`s parents were out of town once and so they asked that young female teacher to stay for that time in their house.
    Before going to bed Johnny says to her "Oh, please, I`m so afraid to be by myself, please, sleep in my bed."
    She agrees and they go to bed.
    In the morning she wakes up to find a big hairy-chested man in her bed.
    She exclaims: "Johnny? Where is Johnny?!!!"
    "Johnny? Who is Johnny? Is that the little boy selling the tickets?"
  • Mommy`s balloons!

    Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?"
    Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
    Johnny didn`t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question.
    His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she`ll float to heaven."
    Johnny thinks that`s neat and asks no more questions.
    A few weeks later, Johnny`s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy`s dying!"
    is father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy`s dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy`s balloons and she`s screaming `Oh God, I`m coming!"