|A young trainee surgeon asks his Prof, "Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting confident at the job?"|
And the Prof patiently answers, "Son, have you seen the hot nurses with adorable looks and curves?"
"Yes, my sir, I have."
"And the sunlight, getting beautifully scattered back from their oiled locks ?"
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."
"And when they're dressing the patient leaning forward, you must had witnessed the two moons... raising above the horizon slowly reflecting all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem Tharki. You keep watching all this Chutiyagiri instead of focusing on your surgery!"
|During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently.|
"Only last week," the Frenchman said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!"
"Don't be absurd," the Brit exclaimed. "It couldn't have been that big -- she wouldn't have been able to walk if it were."
"Aah, you English, always thinking about size," replied the Frenchman. "I was talking about the flavor!"
|A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.|
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, that night, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.
|After considerable soul searching and having determined that the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to give artificial insemination a try. When the woman arrived at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.|
She was feeling very uneasy about the whole procedure when the doctor entered the room. The sight of him pulling down his pants certainly didn't help to diminish her anxiety.
"Wait just a minute!" she yelped, pulling herself into an upright position. "What the hell is going on here?"
"You want to get pregnant, don't you?" the doctor asked.
"Well, yes, I do," she replied.
"Then lie back down and spread 'em," instructed the doctor.
"We're all out of the bottled stuff, so you're going to have to settle for what's on tap!"