• Corrective Surgery

    When Ron first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

    But after several weeks, his penis had grown sixty centimeters.

    Ron became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent Urologist.

    After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that Ron's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

    "How long will Ron be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

    "Crutches? why would he need crutches?" responded the doctor.

    "Well," said the wife coldly. "You're going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
  • Discharge Problem

    Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. Doctor said: Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table.

    She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "Private Parts."

    After a couple of minutes he asked: How does that feel?

    "Wonderful," she replied, "But the discharge is from my ear."
  • Mating Dogs

    A dog lover, whose dog was a female and 'in heat', agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbours were on vacation.

    She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds,rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

    Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

    After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."

    "Do you think that will work?" she asked.

    "Just worked on me," he replied.
  • Visit to a Sex Clinic !

    A man and his wife went to a sexologist. The Doctor took the husband in first.

    The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.

    He checked his blood pressure and other things, and finally told him he would see his wife now.

    He took her to another cubicle and told her to completely disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.

    She did as instructed.

    He then told her to turn all the way around in the other direction.

    Then he said, "Ok, you can get dressed now, I will talk to your husband."

    Then the sexologist went into the other office and told the husband, "You can relax. There is nothing wrong with you, I couldn't get an erection either !