• Deep roots

    The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws.
    At last, he took his assistant aside and told her at the very moment he poised the forceps, to give the patient's balls a vicious pinch.
    The pinch was administered, the nervous patient's mouth flew open, and the tooth was easily removed.
    "Didn't hurt, did it?" asked the dentist.
    "Not too much," replied the patient, "but who would have thought the root went that deep?!"
  • Six inches long

    Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium from the bones as people age.
    The distinguished lead scientist mounts the podium to make his announcement and gives the highlights of the list. To no one's surprise, broccoli and cauliflower are there, and the researchers also encourage regular exercise, such as walking, running, cycling or swimming to prevent calcium loss from the bones.
    But, one reporter, reading ahead, shouts from the front row, "You've got kissing on the list as a way to prevent osteoporosis! There isn't any calcium in a kiss!"
    The scientist replied calmly, "In a good kiss, there's enough calcium to make a bone about six inches long."
  • Gynecologist

    A Cardiologist died and they're having his funeral. The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart.
    When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed.
    Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
    The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
    The man replied "I was thinking about my own funeral" the first man asked... "What's so funny about that?"
    He responded... "I'm a gynecologist."
  • Deep root!

    The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws.
    At last, he took his assistant aside and told her at the very moment he poised the forceps, to give the patient's balls a vicious pinch.
    The pinch was administered, the nervous patient's mouth flew open, and the tooth was easily removed.
    "Didn't hurt, did it?" asked the dentist.
    "Not too much," replied the patient, "but who would have thought the root went that deep?!"