• Orgasmic Sneeze

    Orgasmic Sneeze
    A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

    A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough.

    She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"

    The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

    The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"

    The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
  • Stinking Lady

    Stinking Lady
    A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down.

    The doctor asks her, "Well, what can I do for you madam?"

    The patient blushes and the doctor sees that apparently she is embarrassed.

    "You can discuss any matter with me, everything is strictly confidential."

    "My husband complains that my pussy smells bad, is there a cure for this?"

    "Sure", the doctor says, "It can be a fungus, or a little infection, nothing unusual, please undress and lay down, so I can examine you and prescribe a treatment."

    The woman undresses, gets up the table with her legs spread waits until the doctor attends her.

    He comes in, walks towards here, starts gasping for air, covers his mouth and nose with a hand and runs out of the office. After a minute or so, he enters again, covering his mouth and nose with one hand an a 7 feet wooden stick with an iron hook on it in the other hand.

    "Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, what will you do to me?" shouts the patient.

    "Nothing", says the doctor, "I'm just going to open the roof window a little."
  • Money Back

    Money Back
    Two deaf guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign.

    Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they want.

    Finally one of the guys gets an idea, goes into the pharmacy, whips out his member and lays his money beside it on the counter.

    The pharmacist looks around to make sure no other customers are in the store, whips out his member and takes the money.

    The guy goes out and signs the event to his friend.

    The friend goes in to the pharmacy and comes out about five minutes later.

    The first guy signs asking if he got the condoms.

    The second guy signs back, "No, but I got your money back."
  • Nymphomaniac

    Joe took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment.

    "This is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, and I get very jealous."

    "We'll see," the doctor said. He directed her into his examining room, closed the door behind him and told her to undress. Then he told her to get up onto the examining table on her stomach.

    The moment he touched her buttocks, she began to moan and squirm. It was too much for him to resist, and he climbed up on top of her and began to screw her.

    Joe heard moans and groans coming from the room. Unable to control himself, he pushed open the door, only to be confronted by the sight of the doctor astride his wife banging away.

    "Doctor, what are you doing?" he asked.

    The flustered doctor said, "Oh, it's you, Joe? I'm only taking your wife's temperature!"

    Joe opened his switchblade knife and began to wipe it on his sleeve very deliberately. "Ok Doc," he said, "but when you take that thing out, it better have numbers on it!"