• Corkage Fee

    A guy walks up to the "Visa on arrival" counter at the Bangkok International Airport. Presents 2 Indian passports with 2000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me & my wife. Here are the passports and cash..."

    The officer at the counter says, "Extra 2000 bahts please..."

    The man asks him, "Why extra??"

    Says the officer, "We charge corkage for bringing own wife to Thailand."
  • Superman and SuperWoman

    Superman, patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day, spied Wonder Woman on the beach, sunbathing in the nude!

    Remembering that he was 'faster than a speeding bullet,' he wondered if he could score with Wonder Woman before she knew what hit her.

    He swooped down, finished in an instant, and then flew away wearing a big happy grin.

    Wonder Woman sat up in the san, "What in hell was that?!"

    And the Invisible Man replied, "I don't know, but my butt hurts!"
  • A Real Bad Day

    A lonely young guy driving cross-country picked up a stunning female hitchhiker.

    Out in the middle of the desert, she started coming on to him. When she offered him some oral pleasure, he pulled over to the side of the road.

    But once his pants were around his ankles, she pulled out a gun, bound his wrists to his ankles, robbed him of his wallet and clothes, and drove off in his car.

    After hopping beside the road for miles, a trucker happened along and stopped. "What happened?" asked the trucker and the man explained his plight.

    The trucker got out of his rig, unzipped his pants, and said, "This just ain't your day, is it, boy?!"
  • Pakistan Book Store

    So, I was walking through the mall and I saw there was a "Pakistan Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Pakistani book store so I went in.

    As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

    I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on the U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Pakistanis?"

    The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out."

    I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"