• Black Eye

    Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

    "What happened to you?" asked his wife.

    "I had a terrible day." replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.

    Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

    "I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"

    Roy replied: "Wrong room."
  • Postage Stamps in the Vagina

    A woman goes to the hospital.

    "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.

    "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."

    The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the sticker's off the bananas."
  • Roo Balls!

    Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of the kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn't believe the size of these hummers, and when the 'roo ventured close to the bars of the enclosure, she reached thru the bars and gave his cods a squeeze.

    The animal, startled, jumped clear over the fence and bounded away down the path.

  • Service Defined

    I often become confused when we hear the word 'Service' used with these agencies:

    Indian Revenue 'Service'

    Indian Postal 'Service'

    Indian Telephone 'Service'

    Indian TV and Broadcasting 'Service'

    Indian Administrative 'Service'

    Indian Legislative 'Service'

    Indian Judicial 'Service'

    Indian Police 'Service'

    Indian Political 'Service'

    Then I became confused about the word 'Service.' This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
    But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those 'Service' agencies are doing to us.

    I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.