|This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter all in one.|
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man taking a morning swim. When he got to shore and stood up the explorer couldn't help but notice the size of his penis. The young man had the longest, thickest penis he had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."
"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his penis get to be this size?"
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his return.
"He said, 'Doesn't the white man's shrink in cold water?'"
|Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.|
"Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?" Martin said.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Gary said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Martin said.
"Straight, like normal," Gary said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Martin said.
Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" Martin said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Gary said. "Like normal."
"&%$#@ !," Martin said. "And all these years I've been wringing it."
|By the middle of his senior year, the handsome history major had dated most of the girls on campus. One day, while seated in the student union, he looked up and saw the captain of the varsity football team coming toward him, an angry scowl on his face.|
"I hear you went out with Susan," the huge fellow said menacingly. "Did you ever sleep with her?"
He thought for a moment and then answered, "Yes, once."
"Well, I'm her new boyfriend," the boy announced, "and I don't like it at all."
"You know," the senior mused, "I didn't like it much either."
|Girlfriend: Can You Tell Me ??|
What is My Bra Size ??
Girlfriend: WOW!!! How do you know???
Boyfriend: Yesterday I Opened it.
Girlfriend: But in my Bra, there is no Number?
Boyfriend: So what Babe....!!! I am an Engineer, from Load I can Calculate Area....
Engineers Ki Jai Ho!!!!