|Simple medical test you can do at home and save money. Find out if you are Obese:|
A very simple obesity test for tummy size. While pissing in standing posture, try to see your pappu without bending down. Do it when your pappu is normal in size, erect pappu can lead to incorrect test results.
1. You can see the pappu along with your pubic hair - Perfect fitness.
2. Tummy is coming in the way between you and your pappu, still you can see the tip of your pappu - Slight overweight.
3. You do not know where your pappu is, you can see only the water flowing out - Obesity.
4. You only hear the sound of waterfall, neither you can see your pappu nor the susu- Dangerous obesity, meet the doctor immediately.
Issued in pubic interest, try it yourself...
Health is wealth and your Pappu is your pride.
|This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy.|
"Put your finger in me..." she asks him.
So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning.
"Put two fingers in...," she says.
So in goes another one.
She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!"
The guy's like, "Ok!"
So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud, "Put both your hands inside of me!!!"
So the guy puts both of his hands in!
"Now clap your hands," commands the girl.
"I can't," says the guy.
The girl looks at him and says, "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!"
|A bloke went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back.|
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked.
"I'm a snail." The bloke replied.
"What a load of rubbish!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?"
"That's not a naked girl, mate," the bloke replied, "that's Michelle."
|A young man goes to his doctor with a personal problem. He pulls down his pants and displays a rather long and large penis.|
"So, what's the problem?" the doctor asks.
"I can't get beyond a first date with a woman. A kiss, a touch or even just a whiff of her perfume and whammm! I get this tent in my pants."
The doctor thinks for a moment, "Well, drugs are really out of the question, they could have some long term side effects. Have you tried strapping it to your leg?"
The young man agrees to try it.
A couple of days pass and the doctor runs into his patient on the street."So, how did things work out?"
"Okay, at first," the young man admits sheepishly. "I took this girl out on a first date, we had a great time,and with it strapped to my leg my erection wasn't so obvious. When I took her home, she leaned over to give me a goodnight kiss on the front steps, giving me a peek down her blouse, and that's when it happened."
"That's when I kicked her right in the face!"