• CTC and Gross Salary!

    An HR Manager got married. On the first night of their honeymoon, seeing her nude, he says furiously: Tumne dhoka kiya !! You have cheated me !

    The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise ? How have I cheated you ?

    He shouts: Your Boobs are so small... I definitely remember noticed their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger.

    The hitech bride replies: Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package and what you've got now is the actual salary in hand..!!!
  • Love Adult Movies

    I don't know why people Hate Porn Movies ?

    Although it is the most Positive Movie but there's...
    No Murder;
    No War;
    No Fight;
    No Cheating;
    Everybody enjoys the Climax;
    Lots of Love and always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters.

    AND the Best part - There is no story, so you can watch any part you like..!!!
  • First Timer

    During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.

    Boyfriend: What are you doing? This is not the first time we are doing it.

    Girlfriend don't bother, you keep on doing......, I'm practicing for my wedding night. It's approaching fast.
  • Something Different!!!

    A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"

    Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

    A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

    "Okay, but it still won't do you any good."

    He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

    They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

    She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."