• Love Adult Movies

    I don't know why people Hate Porn Movies ?

    Although it is the most Positive Movie but there's...
    No Murder;
    No War;
    No Fight;
    No Cheating;
    Everybody enjoys the Climax;
    Lots of Love and always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters.

    AND the Best part - There is no story, so you can watch any part you like..!!!
  • First Timer

    During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.

    Boyfriend: What are you doing? This is not the first time we are doing it.

    Girlfriend don't bother, you keep on doing......, I'm practicing for my wedding night. It's approaching fast.
  • Something Different!!!

    A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"

    Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

    A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

    "Okay, but it still won't do you any good."

    He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

    They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

    She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
  • Must Have Been Tight...

    A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee.

    "Geeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"

    "Well Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed."

    "But my dress?"

    "It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up."

    "But what about my underwear?"

    "I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."

    "What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!"

    "Only the first time, Madam."