• Prepare for a Crash Landing

    There's an airplane and it's about to crash so the pilot tells the stewardess to go prepare the passengers for a crash landing.

    She walks down the isle and there's a guy smoking cigarette after cigarette. She says, "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing."

    He tells her, "Nope, I know what happens in these things, and I'm going down with my last cigarette."

    She walks further down the aisle and there's a guy drinking those little bottles of liquor one after another.

    She says, "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing."

    He says, "Nope, I know what happens in these things, and I'm gonna have my last drink."

    She walks further down the aisle and there's a guy fucking the hell out ofthis black chick. She says "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing."

    He says "Nope, I know what happens in these things...and I know the only thing that ever survives is the little black box...and I'm gonna ride her all the way down !"
  • Hoer or Whore ???

    A college coed finished her degree at a college in a small farming town in Oregon. Her fiance had another semester to go to finish his degree and then they planned to marry in the spring. So the young woman decided to get a job until her fiance finished school, but the only job she could find in the town was on a farm doing manual labor.

    Her duties consisted of grooming the fields and ridding the crops of adjacent weeds, in other words using a hoe. Then came the end of the semester, and her fiance graduated, so they decided to get on with the nuptials. They went to the courthouse and requested a marriage license.

    The county clerk asked the usual questions like name, place of birth, occupation. The groom to be answered everything and, of course, gave his occupation as student as that was his most recent occupation.

    The bride to be answered everything until the clerk asked her occupation. She thought about it a moment and then answered, "I'm a hoer."

    The clerk looked at her to be husband and then her with a dumbfounded look on his face and then she spoke up, "Well, it's honest work."
  • Pay Both Ways

    This hot teen told her classmate, "I'll let you do it for $20 -- $10 to put it in and $10 to take it out."

    The boy quickly agreed. The couple went into the woods, and the young thing slipped off her panties and laid back.

    The boy slipped in his erection and handed her a $10 bill.

    And then, when he was finished, he handed her another $10 and she released him.

    The next week, he requested her again, and she agreed.

    This time, he handed her the $10 then, but when he had finished, he just lay there.

    After about 10 minutes, she said, "OK, Billy! Take it out now."

    He continued to lie there and said, "I can't -- I don't have any more money."
  • Fun in Thailand

    An engineer, a doctor and an advocate went to Bangkok for fun trip. To save the money they hired only one Thai babe.

    When asked for her rate, she said she would charge each of them as per their dick length in inches. Dick length x1000 Bahts.

    At first, the doctor went with her. When he came back, other two asked him how much he paid.

    "7000 Bahts," the doctor said.

    Then it was a lawyer's turn. When he came back the doctor and the engineer asked, "How much?"

    "8000 Bahts," the lawyer said with his head high.

    Then went the Engineer.

    "How much you paid?"

    The doctor and the lawyer asked anxiously.

    "3000 Bahts," said the Engineer.

    "Oh! You have such a small thing. We feel sorry for you," the doctor and the lawyer said, keeping their joy in minds.

    The Engineer smiled and said, "In our contracts, measurements are taken after the Work is completed!"