• An Interesting Sex Fact

    A family was all together recently, just hanging around.

    The sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which she then read aloud, "Did you know that a woman's breasts increase in size by 25% during sex?"
    Her hubby, a notorious joker, shot back, "So, how come yours don't?"
    To which the father, from behind his newspaper and without even a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough!"
  • What's In The Name?

    A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people.

    In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job.

    The question was: There is a man and a woman in bed, naked. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?

    Well, after the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

    The first one says: My answer is, there is no answer.

    The second one says: My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given.

    The third one says: I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names, it's either Willie Turner or Willie Taylor.
  • Loan Payback Sex

    A street-wise stunningly beautiful, well stacked blonde walked into a bank and asked to see the manager about a loan.

    When seated in his office, she said, "Look! Before we get started on this, I heard a story where a girl borrowed some money and she was unable to pay it back. The manager of the bank made her have sex with him for $100 a time until the loan was paid off. Could that happen?"

    The bank manager smiled, "Well, I've never heard of such an occurrence, it's not likely..." then he looked her over again, as she unbuttoned her blouse, "but... I guess it's not impossible."

    "Good!" smirked the blonde, "I'd like to borrow $286,000."
  • Stiff Neck

    One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on.

    So he goes up to his grandpa and says, "Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?"

    His grandpa replies, "Yes Jimmy, I do."

    Jimmy then says, "Well, why are you outside without any pants on Grandpa?"

    His grandpa looks at Jimmy and responds, "Well Jimmy, yesterday I sat outside without a shirt too long, and I got a stiff neck. This was your grandma's idea."