• Always Wear Something

    The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.

    "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something."

    "Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl.
    Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there ever been any insanity in your family?"

    "Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?"

    "Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night you've worn that silly hat to bed."
  • Worst Company URLs

    1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is www.whorepresents.com

    2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

    3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

    4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

    5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company www.powergenitalia.com

    6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

    7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

    8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

    9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their website: www.speedofart.com

    10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com
  • Catching Rabbits

    Paddy decided to go rabbit hunting, but when he got to his favorite field, he saw the village priest was already there.

    Paddy watched with fascination as the priest held his finger over the rabbit hole, and immediately a rabbit popped out. The priest grabbed it and put it into a sack.

    He repeated this unusual but very successful technique until his sack was full of rabbits.

    Paddy stopped the priest and asked him how he did it.

    "Easy," said the priest. "Stick your finger in your wife's pussy and wiggle it around a bit. When you hold your finger over a rabbit hole, they can't resist the smell. When they pop their heads out, you grab them."

    Paddy rushed home to find his wife bent over scrubbing the floor. He lifted up her skirt and applied his finger as directed.

    Without looking up, Paddy's wife giggled, "Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?"
  • Stripper's Accident

    A stripper in a hurry to get home leaves the club with nothing on but a loose coat. As she crosses the street a drunk driver skids around the corner and hits her. She goes flying into the air, and lands unconscious on her back with her charms exposed to the world.

    As a crowd gathers, a gentleman places his hat upon the stripper's crotch in order to minimize her exposure. In the meantime the drunk driver hardly aware he just hit someone, staggers over to see what all the fuss is about.

    Noticing the near naked woman lying exposed on the street, he points to the strategically placed hat and slurs in a loud voice, "Well, the firthst ting we gotta do is get dat guy outta there!"