• Change of Plan

    A small boy was awaken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents room, so he decided to investigate. As he entered the parents bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth.

    "Dad!" he shouted, "What are you doing?"

    "It's okay," replied his father. "You're mother want's a baby, that's all."

    The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face.

    Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother sucking furiously on his fathers penis.

    "Dad!" he shouted, "What are you doing now?"

    "Son, there's been a change in plans," his dad replied. "Your mother did want a baby, but now she wants a new watch."
  • Sex With Wife's Twin Sister

    Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.

    "OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."

    "Well, your honor," Dan started, "Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I'd end up making love to her by mistake."

    "Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.

    "You'd better believe there is a difference, your honor. That's why I want the divorce." he replied.
  • Naughty Bet

    To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, an elderly couple booked the honeymoon suite at a posh hotel.

    As the bellboy was taking their luggage to the suite, he thought to himself, "At their age, they're booking the honeymoon suite. What a laugh!"

    That night, he decided to spy on them, so he sat in the lobby opposite their suite. All night long, all he heard was giggling and clapping coming from their room. He couldn't believe his ears.

    In the morning, he apologized to the husband for having spied on them, but being curious, he asked the husband how he could do what he did at his age.

    "Well," the husband replied, "it's like this. First I remove all my clothes and lie face up on the bed. Then my wife removes all her clothes. Then..."

    "Then WHAT?" the bellboy asked impatiently.

    "Grinning, the elderly husband replied, "Then my wife lifts up my penis with one hand and we make a bet."

    "You make a BET?" exclaimed the bellhop. "What bet?!?"

    Smirking, the husband explained, "If it falls to the right, I win; and if it falls to the left, she wins."

    "But, what if it doesn't fall?" asked the bellhop.

    "Then we both win!" replied the husband.
  • Married vs. Unmarried Women

    A survey conducted by Sexologist Dr Paras Shah at Ahmedabad among women (Married & Unmarried) gave the following results.

    'UW' - Unmarried Women
    'MW' - Married Women

    Q: What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man?
    UW: Penis.
    MW: Unshaved facial hair.

    Q: What is the most painful experience during sex?
    UW: Beginning of intercourse.
    MW: When my hair gets entangled.

    Q: How long does an intercourse last?
    UW: Around an hour.
    MW: Just about 6 mins.

    Q: One thing that a woman hates about sex?
    UW: Risk of pregnancy.
    MW: The cleaning up.

    Q: What do men hate the most in a woman's body?
    UW: Body odour / unwanted hair / flab.
    MW: Menstruation.

    Q: Which is the one part of woman's body that can get her into trouble?
    UW: Vagina.
    MW: Tongue.

    Q: What is the one quality that a man likes in a woman?
    UW: Simplicity / Intelligence / Understanding.
    MW: Cooking.
    v Q: When is a man in the maximum mood for sex?
    UW: At night / When naked.
    MW: Those 5 days.

    Q: Which part of a woman's body is most liked by men?
    UW: Breasts / waist / face / eyes.
    MW: Closed mouth.

    Q: When is a man not in the mood to have sex?
    UW: When he is sick / tired / upset.
    MW: When he is hungry.

    Q: When is a man very kind to his woman?
    UW: When he needs help / when aroused.
    MW: In front of other women.

    Marriage does bring a lot of maturity to women.