• Turn Over!

    A young couple is on their honeymoon.

    After start having great sex, he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."

    "We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where the heck do YOU think you're going?"

    "Nowhere, sweetheart," he says. "Turn over."
  • Ransom Call

    Bubba's wife was abducted by a gang of kidnappers who were demanding ten grand for her return.

    On the phone they said, "If you don't pay by nine tomorrow morning, Winston with the twelve inch cock will help himself to your wife."

    Bubba replied, "Put her on so I know you have her."

    His wife came on, "Honey, pay the bastards, I beg you, pleaseeee.... but leave it till half past nine or a quarter to ten."
  • Sneezing Problem

    This NRI Gujarati guy from Halifax in Canada gets married back home to a beautiful, voluptuous, village belle from Navsari, the best of the lot in the whole of Gujarat. On the wedding night, the big night, man is bloody impatient to get into action. Finally the big moment arrives and they leave the couple alone in the bed room.

    He strips, tears her clothes off and after 10 minutes of wild action he hears his wife sneeze, which puts him off gear. Disappointed, he gets off, and quietly goes off to sleep.

    The next day, he pardons his wife for her untimely behaviour, and again starts looking forward to the night. But again in the night after 10 mins, the wife starts sneezing. The husband is quite put off and again turns over and goes to sleep.

    The next day he confides in his doctor & invites him to actually witness the sad debacle. So in the night, the doctor is hiding behind the curtain when the husband begins his act. Sure enough, after 10 mins, the wife starts sneezing.

    The Canadian Gujju husband immediately gets up & approaches the doctor, "See, what did I tell you!"

    The doctor, takes off his shoe and starts hammering the Canadian Gujju.

    The husband is quite perturbed, and asks the doctor the meaning of all this. The doctor tells him, "Arey gadheda, kya Canada ja kar Gujerati bhool gaya? She is not sneezing, you idiot, she is saying 'Awuchu, Awuchu' (I am Coming, Coming)."
  • Stubborn Girlfriend

    A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.

    "She gets me so angry sometimes I feel like I could just strangle her," the young man exclaimed.

    "Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife," replied the boss. "Whenever she got out of hand, I'd take her pants down and spank her."

    Shaking his head, the young guy replied, "That doesn't work. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad at her anymore."