|Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?|
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hu.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta : Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.
Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!
|While Jeeto was admitted in a hospital for some ailment, Santa got entangled with an old nurse. One thing led to the other and they ended for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home.|
They undressed and were about to screw that the nurse decided to warn Santa of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.
Santa replied, "That's good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen"!
|Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar sipping Johnny Walker Black Label when Banta noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.|
As he was getting up to talk to her the bartender said, "Hey don't worry about her, she is a lesbian!"
Banta, "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them," and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table.
Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said, "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"
|Santa was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young, recent medical graduate.|
The young doctor listened to him carefully and told him, "Go home, Lie down on your tummy, Open your arse wide, and ask your wife to pour some gin up your arse-hole."
"What???" said Santa.
The headache was really killing him, so Santa went home and, very skeptically, tried out what the doctor told him. And guess what, the headache vanished!
So Santa goes running back to the doc, and says, "Doctor, doctor, where did you learn this amazing cure?"
And the doctor replies modestly, "Oh that's nothing. They taught us this on our very first day in medical school"
"Really?" says Santa, "This is what they taught you in medical school?"
"Yes, of course. They said for a headache you should always prescribe Anal-gin.