|A census taker in a rural area went up to a farm house and knocked.|
When Santa's wife, Jeeto, came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, "Let's see now, there's the twins, Chunnu and Munnu, they're eighteen. And the twins, Tinku and Rinku, they're sixteen. And the twins, Sonu and Monu, they're fourteen."
"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins every time?"
Jeeto answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'!"
|Banta and his wife, Preeto, had been tryin for a kid. It hadn't gone to well so they decided that they would go to the sperm bank. He asked Santa about the sperm bank.|
"They'll give you a cup and a porn magazine, send you to a room and you know, you just do it," said Santa.
Banta thought that it wasn't so bad.
The day came for him to go to the sperm bank. When he got there the nurse gave him a cup and showed him to his room.... with no magazine.
He thought that strange, but he figured he had a good imagination...he sat down and did was he was supposed to do. He stopped once so he wouldn't look like a circus freak, but finally it came.
Banta goes back, found the nurse and handed her the cup.
She looked at it then at him and said "WE DON'T DO THAT HERE WE JUST NEED A URINE SAMPLE!!!!"
|The blind date, Banta, hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.|
At her apartment door, Banta suddenly said, "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"
Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.
She glanced down and said, "Nice design - does it also come in men's sizes?"
|Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.|
Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch Santa’s face while you’re having sex?”
“Well, yes, I did once.”
“Well, how did he look?”
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well Jeeto, that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband’s face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?”
“He was looking through the window at us.”