|Jeeto was in bed with Banta and things were heating up. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.|
"Oh my God, Santa is home. What am I going to do?"
"Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he ain't gonna notice you here with me."
The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Jeeto, so Banta trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Santa came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
"Jeeto!" he yelled, "What the heck is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed."
"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
Santa then got out of bed, and re-counted, "One, two, three, four... by gosh, you're right, dear!" as he stumbled back into bed.
|Santa went into a restaurant and ordered his meal.|
When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him, but he was a gentleman and let it go.
She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again.
When she brought out his hot dessert, her thumb was in the food and this was too much for him.
Santa said, "Goddammit, woman, get your damn thumb out of my food!"
She replied,"Well, I injured it a while ago and the Doctor said I should keep it warm."
Santa said angrily,"Why don't you just shove it up your ass!"
She said, "That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."
|Banta and his girlfriend go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, Banta goes out to chop some wood.|
When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up."
Banta does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night.
When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
|Santa was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Jeeto, to Banta's store.|
At the store Jeeto saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Banta to finish waiting on a customer.
When Banta was finished, Jeeto asked how much for the teapot?
Banta replied, "That's silver and it costs Rs 2500"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Jeeto exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Santa had sent her to buy, and Banta went to the backroom to find a hinge.
From the backroom Banta yelled, "Jeeto, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
To which Jeeto replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."