| man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good."|
The next day when they come home his wife asks, "How was your day?"
The man says, "Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!"
The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?"
She says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, it feels good!"
|A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains of Scotland. They had registered on Saturday, and they had not been seen for five days.|
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were alright.
He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were okay.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love," came the reply.
The old man responded, "I thought so. Would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking my ducks!"
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|A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW.|
The girl comments, "This car is Big! "
He replies, "Ah ma sista, everyting in Nigeria is big!"
They get to a restaurant for dinner, to which she says, "This place is huge!"
He replies, "I olready tod you ma sista, everything in Nigeria is big!"
Later they head to his mansion...."WOW" she says, "Your house is massive!"
"Yes ma sista I olready told you everyting in Nigeria is big !!!"
They get into foreplay, when she comments, "Ummmmmmm your thing is gigantic!"
He chuckles and says, "Ahhhhhhhh ma sista I olready tod you everyting in Nigeria is big!"
And as he enters her, he pauses for a moment, ".....mmmmm ma sista are you also from Nigeria?"