|Santa Apni Kaamwaali Ko Ched Raha Tha.|
Kamwaali: Badtamizi Mat Kar, MOR Bana Dungi.
Santa: Murga Banaate Suna Tha!!! MOR Kaise Banate Hain?
Kamwaali: Pichwaade Mein Ulta Jhaadu Daal Ke!!!!
Ek Ladki Bina Sex Kare Santa Se Paise Leke Bhaag Gayi....
Santa Ne Paper Mein Ad Diya: Ek Ladki, 5'3", Rang Gora, Naam Rani, Bhen Ki Taki, Jise Mile Ragad Dena, Payment Ho chuki Hai.
Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha: Aur Tight Kar, Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar...
Ek Din Tang Aakar Biwi Gusse Se Boli: Kanjar, Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega!!!
Santa's Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection.
Next time when they go on a date, Santa brought, 3 Brothers, 5 Cousins with Hockey Sticks and baseball bats.
|Redhead: Tell me, what is sex ?|
Blonde: Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table.
Redhead: And what is good sex ?
Bonde: Good sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks you go to bed and he leaves lots of money on your table.
Redhead: And what is love ?
Blonde: Love!!! That's an ethnic minority invention to avoid leaving money on the table.
|Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Bahut Manaane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Raazi Hui.|
Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola: Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance ance Khelte Hain.
Ladki: Arey Ye Kaisi Game Hai? Maine To Iska Naam Tak Nahi Suna Aaj Tak.
Pappu Muskurate Hue: Arey Badi Simple Hai, Hum Jab Sex Karenge Aur Agar Tumhe Dard Ho Toh Tum Mujhe Rok Sakti Ho. Tum Sirf Itna Bolna Red Light, Mein Ruk Jaunga.
Ladki Kuch Soch Ke Boli: Theek Hai.
Pappu Ne Jaise Hi Ladki Ke Saath Sex Karna Shuru Kiya, Ladki Dard Se Chillane Lagi Aur Boli Red Light Ahhh... Red Light Ufff.... Red Light Ohh... Red Light Haaye Mar Gayi... Arey Tume Ruktey Kyun Nahin ??? Ruko Toh Sahi???
Pappu Shaitani Hasi Hanste Hue Bola: Kya Baat Karti Ho Tum Bhi???? Arey, Ambulance Bhi Kabhi Red Light Pe Rukti Hai???
|One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma?"|
He replied, "Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that.
Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other.
Who are you going to turn your back on?