• Ek Baar De De...

    Ek Pathan Beech Bazaar Mein, Bade Gusse Se Ek Fakir Ka Gala Daba Raha Tha Aur Ulta Seedha Bol Raha Tha.

    Police Ne Aakar Bechaare Fakir Ko Pathan Ke Chungal Se Chudwaaya Aur Pathan Se Puchcha: Pathan, Kya Baat Ho Gayi? Tum Is Fakir Ko Kyon Maar Rahe Ho ?

    Pathan, Gusse Se: Humne Isse Kitne Baar Bola Ki Hum Aise Aadmi Nahi Hai Aur Ye Baba Phir Bhi Haath Faila-Faila Ke Bolta Raha:

    Ek Baar De Dey Baba, Ek Baar De Dey Baba Fir Nahi Aayga...
  • The Vet

    One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

    "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

    "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."

    The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

    The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

    The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

    "He is a veterinarian," she answered.

    "That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

    The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno"
  • Dirty Sex Dictionary

    25 Sexual Terms.... you Probably Didn't Know Exist?? 1. Pearl Necklace: When a guy ejaculates sperm on a woman's neck, it is called giving a 'pearl necklace'.

    2. Barebacking: Having sex without any condoms is called barebacking.

    3. Furball: When a guy goes down on a bushy girl and her pubic hair get stuck in his mouth, it is known as a furball.

    4. Golden Shower: This term is used for urinating on someone (with their consent of course).

    5. Rimming: Performing oral sex on someone's anus is called Rimming. ATM is another term for it (Ass to Mouth).

    6. Bangover: Who said only alcohol gives you hangover? That exhausted feeling after a night of wild sex is called bangover!

    7. Hotdog In A Hallway: This term is used for a woman's vagina that is too wide to for a man's penis.

    8. Bear Claw: A vagina with really big lips (labia) is called a bear claw.

    9. Menthol: The act of performing oral sex on someone while eating mint is called a menthol.

    10. High Dive: The act of pulling out the penis from inside a vagina and pushing it back in, in a single push is called high diving.

    11. Edgeplay: Edgeplay refers to risky and dangerous sexual behavior.

    12. Felching: The act of ejaculating inside someone's anus and licking or sucking the semen out is called felching.

    13. Corkscrew: When you twist your wrist as you move your fingers in and out of a woman's vagina, it is called a corkscrew.

    14. Queening: When a woman sits on a man's face to let him perform cunnilingus on her, it is called queening.

    15. Snowballing: Exchanging body fluids with your partners using your mouth is what snowballing really means.

    16. Shrimping: The act of sucking your partners toes is called shrimping.

    17. Splosh: Splosh is a sexual activity that involves the use of any food item that is gooey.

    18. Frottage: Rubbing against someone's genitals while being completely clothed is called frottage.

    19. Dirty Sanchez: When the guy rubs his penis on a girl's lips after having anal sex.

    20. Bukkake: It is the act of a lot of men ejaculating on a woman's face at the same time.

    21. Smegma: The whitish substance that gets accumulated on the male genitals if they aren't cleaned regularly is called smegma.

    22. Queef: A vaginal fart is known as a queef.

    23. Pony Play: An act of BDSM where one of the partners is made to behave like an animal is called pony play.

    24. Pudendum: The external genitals of a woman are called pudendum, i.e., the vulva.

    25. Creampie: The act of ejaculating inside a vagina or anus is called a creampie.
  • Pdaosan Ki Billi

    Santa Ne English Classes Join Kar Rakhi Thi. Banta Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Santa Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Kaisa Chal Raha Hai. Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga.

    Par Jaise Hi Santa Ke Ghar Pahuncha To Santa Ko Dekh Ke Uske Hosh Udd Gaye. Santa Buri Tarha Se Zakhmi Tha, Saare Shareer Pe Pattiyan Lipti Hui Thi.

    Banta: Oye!!! Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe???

    Santa Rote Hue: Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Piche Padi Rahti Thi.

    Banta: Toh?

    Santa: Maine Socha Ki Raub Marta Hun Un Pe... Isliye Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya Toh Usne Maar-Maar Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di.

    Banta Hairani Se: Aisa Kya Bola Diya Tune?

    Santa: Keep An Eye On Your Wife's Pussy, She Is After My Cock!!!