|Ek Baar Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Pinky Se Pucha: Panties Kis Color Ki Pahni Hai Janu?|
Pinky, Gussa Karte Hue: Tumhe Hamesha Aise He Batein Karni Hoti Hain? Aur Kuch /nahn Aata Kya Tumhe
Pappu Palat Ke Bola: Ok, What Laws Should India Make For Differential Treatment Of FDI And FII, So That It May Help RBI To Decide It's Semi Annual Monetary Policy?
Pinky: Pink Color Ki Pehni Hai, Flower Print Wali.
|After a few minutes of small talk, she says, "Let me be honest with you. You're a very nice man, but I don't think you realize that I'm a professional. I'd be delighted to go upstairs with you for a hundred dollars. Now, if that's not what you had in mind, I certainly understand, and I'll say good-bye now, no hard feelings."|
"I'm surprised," says Berkowitz. "But you're a beautiful lady, and I like you, too. I've never done something like this before, but sure, let's go upstairs."
When they get to Berkowitz's room, he says, "I was wondering. There's something about you that makes me think you might be Jewish."
"Well, I am," she replies a little defensively. "Why do you ask?"
"Well, I'm Jewish, too," says Berkowitz. "And since we're both Jewish, I was hoping you would give me a discount."
"Dammit," she replies, "I was afraid this would happen. Okay, twenty percent off. But I want you to know, at these prices I'm not making any profit!"
|This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy.|
"Put your finger in me...," she asks him.
So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning.
"Put two fingers in...," she says.
So in goes another one.
She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!"
The guy's like, "Ok!"
So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud, "Put both your hands inside of me!!!"
So the guy puts both of his hands in!
"Now clap your hands..." commands the girl.
"I can't," says the guy.
The girl looks at him and says, "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!"
|Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company.|
Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their password and unlock the system for them and they would go on their merry way.
One day I received a call from a young lady who was in just such a predicament. I looked up her password and informed her that it was 'DOME' and, just to be playful, told her the price for me being gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was an explanation of the meaning of her password.
She became very embarrassed over the phone and pleaded that she could never reveal her secret. I of course replied that I would not give her system access until she did.
After negotiating for several minutes she finally acquiesced but made me promise to never reveal her password meaning to any of her colleagues to which I gladly agreed.
"Well, what does it mean?" I asked.
She hesitated and then replied, "It's two words."
There was a pause. I unlocked her system and simply said, "Have a nice day."