|A young, naive new bride went to lunch with an older more experienced girlfriend from work soon after returning from her honeymoon.|
Her newfound friend was enquiring how she was enjoying married life?
"Well," the new bride responded, "I'm a bit concerned cuz my husband has this habit of falling asleep with his erect penis inside of me."
"Is that a problem for you?" her girlfriend asked.
The response was, "Well, the problem is he walks in his sleep!"
|Enjoy India's most versatile sound. 'Bhenchod' in 9 different moods:|
ANGER: Hatt bhenchod!
FRUSTRATION: Sab Chutiye Hain Bhenchod...
ACCEPTANCE: Sahi Hai Bhenchod...
REJECTION: Gaand Mara Bhenchod...
FEAR: Bhenchod, Ab Kya Hoga...
SORROW: Bhenchod Maa Bhen ek Ho Gayi...
SHOCK: O... Bhennnn... Chhodd...!
AUTHORITY: Bhenchod Ko Kah De Ki Maine Bola Hai...
And the last and the best one
CELEBRATION: Nacho Bhenchod.
|This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy.|
"Put your finger in me..." she asks him.
So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning.
"Put two fingers in...," she says.
So in goes another one.
She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!"
The guy's like, "Ok!"
So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud, "Put both your hands inside of me!!!"
So the guy puts both of his hands in!
"Now clap your hands," commands the girl.
"I can't," says the guy.
The girl looks at him and says, "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!"
|A bloke went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back.|
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked.
"I'm a snail." The bloke replied.
"What a load of rubbish!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?"
"That's not a naked girl, mate," the bloke replied, "that's Michelle."