|After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said, "What can I get you, gorgeous?"|
The woman blushed and replied, "If you're sure you don't mind, I'll have a large stiff one, please."
The man smiled, casually leaned over the table, and whispered into the woman's ear, "Would that be before or after I've got the drinks?"
|At a family get together, a young boy of about 8 years of age asks his father, "What does fornication mean?"|
The dad is freaked out by the question and demands to know, "Where did you hear a word like that?"
"From Uncle Charlie," responds the son.
Dad charges off to confront his brother.
Charlie doesn't have a clue what the problem is and explains that all he said was, "For-an-occasion like this you think they would serve champagne."
|I met this girl and I told her, "I will give you $20 if you will have sex the way I want it."|
She said, "No, I'm not some cheap whore."
I said, "I will give you $100 dollars if you have sex the way I want it."
She said, "I don't know you might be some kind of freak."
I said baby, "I'll give you $500 dollars if you have sex the way I want."
She said okay..........
So we get done having sex and she said, "Chris, so is what is sex the way you want it....???"
I said............."On credit Baby, On credit!!!"
|Friend 1: Kal Meri Girlfriend Ka Birthday Hai, Uske Haath Main Kya Gift Dun?|
Friend 2: Apna De De!!!
Friend 1: Mazaak Mat Kar Yaar, Koi Badi Cheez Bata.
Friend 2: Toh Mera De De!!!
Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi. Uske Saath Chota Bachha Baitha Use Dekh Raha Tha.
Ladki Bachche Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli: Car Chalani Hai Kya?
Bachcha: Nahi Car Toh Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap Ki Ijazat Ho Toh Horn Baja Loon?
Question: Which Is The Only Hindi Measurement Unit That Describes Time, Length, Weight, Heat, Light, Power, Noise Etc. Everything At Minimum Value?
Answer: Jhaant Barabar!!!
Question: Who Sang This Song?
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon, Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai, Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai, Pal Do Pal Kahani Hai.
Answer: An Erect Penis.
Tailor Ladki Ka Maap Lete Hue: Tumhaara Koi Boyfriend hai ?
Girl: Haan Ji Hai, Lekin Kyun ???
Tailor: Usse Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Zyaada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi.