• Blonde on a Date

    A blonde went out on a date with her boyfriend to the movies. After the movie he took her to quite romantic mountain, parked the car and started to kiss her.

    As things progressed they started fondling each other. Before long they were ready to make love. He asked her if she would like to get in the back seat.

    She said, "No."

    He unbuttoned her blouse and began fondling her breasts and once again he asked her if she would like to get in the back seat.

    Again she said, "No!"

    As more and more of her clothing came off he became really hot and excited. Once again he asked her, "Would you like to get in the back seat?"

    And again she said, "No!"

    Frustrated he asked, "Why not?"

    To which she replied, "I want to stay in the front seat with you."
  • You Won't Respect Me!

    A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking. After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex.

    "No", says the young woman, "you won't respect me."

    So the young man is content to wait. After they had been dating a few months, the young man again asks the young woman for oral sex. Again she replies, "No, you won't respect me."

    Eventually the two get married and the husband asks his bride, "Honey, please, we're married now. You know I love you and respect you. Can I please have oral sex?"

    "No,, she says "I just know that if I do that, you won't respect me."

    So the man waits. And waits... And waits.... After 20 years of marriage the man says, "Honey, we've been together 20 wonderful years now. We've raised three beautiful kids. You KNOW that I love you and respect you completely. How about oral sex, just once. Please....!"

    So the wife finally gives in to her husband's wish and performs oral sex on him. After she is done they are lying in bed relaxing and the telephone rings.

    The husband turns to his wife and says, "Answer that you cocksucker...!"
  • Thai Nurses

    After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service in the UK, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

    As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

    "At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.

    "I haven't got an erection," said the man.

    "No, but I have!!!" replied the nurse.
  • Cricket Ka Fever!!!

    Sidharth was shaving... comes out of the bathroom bleeding...
    Wife: What Happened?
    Sidharth: Blade Ka Baahari Kinara Laga...

    Sidharth was Masturbating and his wife came....
    Wife: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
    Sidharth: Kalaaiyon Ka Behatarin Upyog.

    Sidharth was having sex and suddenly the condom tore off but he took out his immediately and shouted...
    Bahut Kareebi Maamla Ho Sakta Tha Ye!

    Wife: Ekdum se SlKyun Ho Gaye?
    Sidharth: Chaturai Se Gati Parivartan Kiya Hai.

    Sidharth's wife: We'll do it without condom tonight.
    Sidharth: Koi Jokhim Uthaane Ki Avashyakta Nahi Hai.

    Sidharth's wife appears in a new lingerie.
    Sidharth: Lalchaane Ki Koshish... Ye Ek Bahut Hi He Romaanchak Sthitee Hai.