|Ek Company Ka Boss Apne Sales Peson Ko Daant Raha Tha.|
Boss: Tum Uss Company Mein Order Lene Kyum Nahi Gaye? Give Me An Answer.
Salesman: Sir, Chahe Aap Mujhe Lakh Galiyan Dijiye, Mere Paise Kaat Lijiye... Lekin Please Mujhe Wahan Jaane Ke Liya Mat Boliye... Mein Uss Company Mein Nahi Jaunga.
Boss: Kyun Re Aisa Kya Hai Uss Company Mein?
Salesman: Sir, Main Wahan 15-20 Baar Gaya Tha Lekin Vo Order Nahi Dete Aur Beizzati Alag Se Karte Hain.
Boss: Abbey Bhonsdi Ke, Iska Matlab Agar Teri Biwi Bachcha Nahi Degi To Chodna Chhod Dega Kya?
|A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.|
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. There wasn't a dry eye in the audience.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When confronted later, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist." Listening to this a Colo-Rectal surgeon fainted.
|A husband returned home at noon due to fever.|
In front of the door he saw a new man's shoes & heard a sexy sound inside.
He didn't want to see his wife in that position.
So he wrote a letter in which he mentioned the reason for his suicide.
After his suicide, his wife read the letter and cried alot.
Because, she bought a new pair of shoes for her husband & was watching a sex movie, to learn new sex positions.
Moral: Please watch blue-film in mute.
|The local banker, Mr. Peabody, saw his old friend Tom, an 80 year-old farmer, in town. Tom had lost his wife the year before. Rumor had it, he was going to marry again. Mr. Peabody asked Tom if the rumor was true.|
Tom replied, "Yes, it is true. She is a 'mail order' bride. She will be 21 years old come November."
Mr. Peabody, being a wise old man, knew the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an 80 year-old man. Mr. Peabody wanted his old friend to be happy and comfortable in his remaining years. So he tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the farm. Tom thought that was an excellent idea and would look for a hired hand that very afternoon.
About five months later, Mr. Peabody saw his dear old friend in town again.
Mr. Peabody asked, "How is your new wife ?"
Tom replied, "Good. She's pregnant"
"And how's your hired hand working out?"
Without hesitation, Tom replied, "She's pregnant too."