|25 Sexual Terms.... you Probably Didn't Know Exist??
1. Pearl Necklace: When a guy ejaculates sperm on a woman's neck, it is called giving a 'pearl necklace'.|
2. Barebacking: Having sex without any condoms is called barebacking.
3. Furball: When a guy goes down on a bushy girl and her pubic hair get stuck in his mouth, it is known as a furball.
4. Golden Shower: This term is used for urinating on someone (with their consent of course).
5. Rimming: Performing oral sex on someone's anus is called Rimming. ATM is another term for it (Ass to Mouth).
6. Bangover: Who said only alcohol gives you hangover? That exhausted feeling after a night of wild sex is called bangover!
7. Hotdog In A Hallway: This term is used for a woman's vagina that is too wide to for a man's penis.
8. Bear Claw: A vagina with really big lips (labia) is called a bear claw.
9. Menthol: The act of performing oral sex on someone while eating mint is called a menthol.
10. High Dive: The act of pulling out the penis from inside a vagina and pushing it back in, in a single push is called high diving.
11. Edgeplay: Edgeplay refers to risky and dangerous sexual behavior.
12. Felching: The act of ejaculating inside someone's anus and licking or sucking the semen out is called felching.
13. Corkscrew: When you twist your wrist as you move your fingers in and out of a woman's vagina, it is called a corkscrew.
14. Queening: When a woman sits on a man's face to let him perform cunnilingus on her, it is called queening.
15. Snowballing: Exchanging body fluids with your partners using your mouth is what snowballing really means.
16. Shrimping: The act of sucking your partners toes is called shrimping.
17. Splosh: Splosh is a sexual activity that involves the use of any food item that is gooey.
18. Frottage: Rubbing against someone's genitals while being completely clothed is called frottage.
19. Dirty Sanchez: When the guy rubs his penis on a girl's lips after having anal sex.
20. Bukkake: It is the act of a lot of men ejaculating on a woman's face at the same time.
21. Smegma: The whitish substance that gets accumulated on the male genitals if they aren't cleaned regularly is called smegma.
22. Queef: A vaginal fart is known as a queef.
23. Pony Play: An act of BDSM where one of the partners is made to behave like an animal is called pony play.
24. Pudendum: The external genitals of a woman are called pudendum, i.e., the vulva.
25. Creampie: The act of ejaculating inside a vagina or anus is called a creampie.
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Dost: Oye!!! Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe???
Pathan Rote Hue: Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Peeche Padi Rahti Thi.
Pathan: Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya To Usne Maar-Maar Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di.
Dost Hairani Se: Aisa Kya Bola Diya Tune?
Pathan: Keep An Eye On Your Wife's Pussy, She Is After My Cock!!!