• Stranded With Six Women

    Perry fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good fortune.

    They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man.

    Perry threw himself into the arrangement with gusto, working even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months, he found himself looking forward to that day of rest more and more eagerly.
    One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for some more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a man waving from a life raft that was bobbing on the waves.

    Perry swam out, pulled the raft to shore, and did a little jig of happiness. "You can't believe how happy I am to see you," he cried.

    The new fellow eyed him up.... and down.... and cooed, "You're a sight for sore eyes, too, you gorgeous thing!"

    "Shit," sighed Perry, "there go my Sundays."
  • You Bet Your Sex Life

    A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

    The golfer says to him, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."

    A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"

    The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless, but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt.

    Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."

    The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"

    The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure."

    He makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win.

    Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"

    The golfer says, "Certainly!"

    He makes the eagle.

    As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."

    "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
  • Naughty Sites

    "Hello, help desk."

    "Yes, this is Mrs. Duffy on the sixth floor. I want to report a violation of company policy."

    "What seems to be the trouble, Mrs. Duffy?"

    "I have found some of the computers in the office here are being used to look at orgies."

    "We have filtering software on the network that prevents sites like that from being displayed."

    "Well, I just sat down at one of the computers and clicked on the bookmarks."

    "And there's a list of pornographic sites?"

    "I should say so. Quite a few."

    "They should be blocked by the filter. Did you click on them?"

    "I didn't have to. They say dot O-R-G and I've been around long enough to know what that means."
  • Limited Erections!

    A man is having problems with his penis, which certainly had seen better times.

    He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your penis is burned out. You only have 30 erections left in your penis."

    The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doctor told him.

    She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!"

    He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."