• Nehle Pe Dehla

    Apne Baap Ke Marne Ke Baad Uska Beta Uski Jagha Gaanv Ka Chaudhary Bana.

    Ek Bar Vo Gaanv Mein Ghumne Nikla Toh Usko Ek Aadmi Dikha Jiski Shakal Us Se Milti Thi.

    Uska Majaak Udaane Ke Liye Chaudhary Bola: Lagta Hai Tumhari Maa Hamari Haveli Mein Naukrani Thi.

    Aadmi Ne Badi Hi Ijjat Se Muskura Ke Jawab Diya: Ji Nahi, Par Mere Pita Ji Aapki Haveli Mein Kaam Karte The.
  • Little Johnny in Love

    The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.

    "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

    "I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.

    Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"

    "With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently, "don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."

    "Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use protection!"
  • Always Wear Something

    The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.

    "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something."

    "Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl.

    Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there ever been any insanity in your family?"

    "Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?"

    "Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night you've worn that silly hat to bed."
  • Used Pussy!

    A woman finally got divorced from a rather nasty and egotistical man. She then re-married someone whom she felt would treat her with more love and kindness.

    When her ex-husband happened to meet her on the street one day, he couldn't overcome his usual tendencies, and asked her sarcastically, "So, how does that new husband of yours like screwing a used pussy?"

    "He likes it just fine," she replied, "once he gets past the used part."