• Latex Gloves and Condoms

    A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.

    "Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box."

    His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary.

    "That's not all," says the doctor. "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms!"
  • The Fat Fetish

    A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a house of ill repute.

    When asked what he wants, he says, "I want a really large woman - as big as possible."

    He is shown this enormous woman, but he shakes his head, "Nope, not fat enough. Get someone bigger than that."

    He is shown another, even more enormous woman.

    'Nope, still not big enough. I tell you what - give me the biggest woman you have!'

    He is shown the biggest woman who works in there. She is unbelievably big.

    "That's more like it!"

    He is taken off to a room by the woman, and starts going at it.

    After a few minutes of heaving and groaning, he suddenly stops and says to the woman, "Sorry. Do you mind if I turn the light off?"

    To which the woman replies, "It's me, isn't it? I'm so big that you find me unattractive."

    To which the man replies, "No, not at all! I think you're a very attractive woman. It's just that the light bulb's burning my ass!"
  • Viagra and the Housekeeper

    This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home.

    He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour."

    "Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, and hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife.

    She calls him on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half."

    The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice. "What should I do?" he asks.

    The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"

    "Yes," the man replied. "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the Dotor. The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper."
  • Farmer Sutra

    A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.

    He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

    She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."

    He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

    About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the goat and sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell."