|Shortly after they were married, Preeto was complaining to her mother about Banta's insatiable sexual appetite.|
"He wants to do it fifteen times a day -- anytime, anyplace, anywhere; on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore."
The mother advises her daughter to tell him she's on her period, which seems like a good idea.
So that evening, when Banta comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and Preeto.
She stops him, "I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."
Banta gets up, looks at her and says, "It's all good honey. I understand."
He puts on a robe and walks away. Preeto is somewhat surprised at Banta's mature reaction, but a few minutes later, he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of Whiskey.
So she asks, "What's going on dear?"
"We're celebrating!", he replies.
"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.
"Oral Sex Week!"
|Santa's mother-in-law, who was living with them, greeted Santa's son, Pappu.|
"What did you learn today?" she asked.
"Sex education. All about penises and vaginas and intercourse and stuff," he replied, matter-of-factly.
The old woman was shocked and reported the conversation to Jeeto.
Jeeto replied, "Mom, don't worry. These days, it's all part of the curriculum."
A few hours later, dinner was announced. The grandmother went to fetch her grandson in his bedroom. She opened the bedroom door and noticed him on his bed, vigorously masturbating.
"Pappu," she said, "when you're finished with your homework, come on downstairs to eat."
|Joe is sitting at a bar, staring at the sexy bartender. He slapped a ten on the table and says, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."|
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet. Joe took his glass eye out placed it beside the glass and went to the bathroom.
"Betcha I can bite my own ear," Jor challenged. The bet was accepted and he took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money.
"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing."
Now that was one thing she knew about so she accepted the bet. Joe lifted her skirt & away they went.
"I can feel you," she cried.
"Oh well," Joe said, "You win some, you lose some !!"
|"Doctor, I need your help," Preeto says.|
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband, Banta, just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"
"Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has he seen a doctor?"
"Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"
"Er ... Why don't you take a lover?"
"I have! I still don't get enough."
"Take another lover."
"I did. In fact, I have eight lovers and I still don't get enough sex!"
"Gosh, that's an anomaly!"
"Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!"