• Disability Compensation

    The anatomy lesson for the week was the way in which the body of a handicapped person compensates for its deficiency. As an example, the professor showed a slide of a man with no legs whose arms and shoulders had consequently become hugely muscled.

    "Your assignment," he instructed a pretty medical student, "is to find someone who has compensated for a physical handicap and to report on it for the class."

    After class the student went into the bar next door, and what should she catch sight of but a hunchback nursing a beer at the bar. Screwing up her courage, she went over and told him about her assignment. "If you don't mind my asking," she said sweetly, "is there some part of your anatomy which has compensated for your handicap?"

    "As a matter of fact there is," said the hunchback. "Come up to my place and I'll show you."

    When they got upstairs, he dropped his pants and revealed the biggest cock she had ever seen.

    Kneeling down, she couldn't resist touching it, then caressing it, then rubbing it against her face.

    "For God's sake, don't blow it!" screamed the hunchback, jumping back. "That's how I got the hump on my back."
  • Friendly Divorce - In Touch With Feelings

    A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in the same apartment building.

    One day he slipped on the ice and broke his arm. Later he met his ex-wife in the elevator and she asked if there was anything she could do to help.

    He responded, "Well yes, if it's not to much trouble, could you help me take a bath?"

    She readily agreed, and soon after she began washing him she saw a gradual erection began to appear.

    "Look John," she exclaimed happily, "It still recognizes me!!!"
  • Sleeping With Friend's Wife

    Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the priest's wife.. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"

    The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.

    After mass, he starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

    Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.

    Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."

    The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "U BETTER HURRY HOME NOW.... MY WIFE DIED A YEAR AGO."
  • I Feel Guilty

    Sherryl, a pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.

    "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's got so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up shagging him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."

    "I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."

    "NO!!!" exclaimed the nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!"