• Best Friends!

    Teen Bahut Najdiki Dost The - Ek Pandit, Ek Baniya Aur Ek Jatt.

    Teenon Ka Sab Kuch Saath-Saath Hi Hua - Schooling, College, Yahaan Tak Ki Shaadi Bhi. Teeno Honeymoon Bhi Saath-Saath Hi Gaye, Aur Ek Hi Hotel Mein Ruke.

    Hotel Mein Pahunchane Ke Baad, Teeno Apne-Apne Kamre Mein Jaane Se Pahle Mile, Aur Decide Kiya Ki Subah Breakfast Table Par Ek Doosre Ko Batayenge Ki Kisne Kitni Baar Kiya. Par Samasya Thi Ki Apni Patniyon Ke Saamne Kaise Is Baare Mein Baat Karenge.

    Par Teeno Smart The, Jaldi Hi Is Baat Ka Hal Bhi Dhoondh Liya. Jo Jitne Baar Apni Bread Par Butter Lagayega, Toh Uska Matlab Hoga Ki Usne Utni Baar Sex Kiya.

    Aur Teeno Apne-Apne Room Mein Chale Gaye, Subah Teenon Breakfast Table Par Mile. Pehle Pandit Ne Apni Bread Uthayi, Aur 2 Baar Butter Lagaya Aur Bread Apni Plate Mein Rakh Di.

    Phir Baniye Ne Apni Bread Uthayi, Seedhi Taraf 2 Baar Butter Lagaya, Phir Bread Ko Palta Aur 2 Baar Butter Lagaya.

    Ab Baari Thi Jatt Ki, Usne Apni Bread Uthai, 2 Baar Butter Lagaya, Bread Palti Fir 2 Baar Butter Lagaya. Phir Pandit Ki Bread Uthai, Dono Taraf Butter Lagaya Aur Rakh Di, Phir Baniye Ki Bread Uthai Aur Usmein Bhi Dono Taraf Butter Laga Diya.

    Aur Phir... Phir Kya? Phir Dosti Khatam.
  • Penis Surgery

    A gentleman goes to see the doctor about getting something done about his missing penis, which he lost in the war.

    The doctor asks the man how many males were in his family and the gentleman replied Eight.

    The doctor said if they all agreed, he could take an inch off of each male and the gentleman would have a eight inch penis.

    The gentleman asked the other males in his family if they would agree to having the surgery and everyone said yes. The next day all eight males went into the hospital to have the surgery. After it was all performed the doctor told the gentleman that he had a brand new eight inch penis, but to be extremely careful with it and to come back and see him in a week.

    The next week the gentleman goes back to see the doctor and the doctor asked him how his new penis was working.

    The gentleman replied, "Great doc, but I only have one question. Who's brilliant idea was it to put grandpa's part in the middle?"
  • Tharki Santa Aur Banta

    Santa: Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.
    Banta Hairani Se: Sach Mein!?! Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kaun Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.
    Santa: Oye HAvas Ke Pujari... Chusti Rahti Hai Matlab Hum Active Rehte Hain... Susti Nahin Padti... Tharki Kahin Ka
    Hamare Dost Banta Ko Badi Tharak Chadi Hui Thi, Control Na Hua To Ek Dalal Ke Paas Gaya.
    Banta: O Yaar, Ek Bade Boobs Aur Chote Hole Wali Ladki Bhejo.
    Kuch Der Baad Ek Ladki Aayi Aur Banta Se Boli: Kya Aap Wahi Hai, Jiska Munh Bada Aur Lund Chhota Hai.

    Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
    Banta Asked: How?
    Santa: I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and It Was A Hit.
    Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
    Santa Asked: Oye Yaar Banta... Kaise?? Banta: I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis.

    Killer Analysis By Santa: When You Yawn & The Person Sitting Next To You Also Yawns...
    It Means Aap Dono Ke Beech Yawn Sambandh Hai.

    Banta Bhaga Bhaga Santa Ke Ghar Aya Aur Hanfte Hue Santa Ko Bola: Santa, Mene Abhi Teri Biwi Ko Call Girls Ke Adde Pe Dekha Tha, Jara Dhayan Rakha Kar.
    Santa Rote Hue: Haye Mere Bhagwan, Meri Gharwali Lesbian Kab Se Ho Gayi???
  • Jamaican Fireman and Sex

    The Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya now sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station...
    Bell 1 rings - we put on de jacket.
    Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
    Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
    "From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
    When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
    And when I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."

    The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife stripped naked!

    "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!

    "Bell Three" and they started to make love!

    After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"

    "WOMON... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.

    She shouted back, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAAN, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!"
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