• Missing The Target

    Ek Gaon Mein Ek Aurat Apni Saas Ke Saath Rehti Thi. Uska Sasur Mar Chuka Tha Aur Uska Pati Shehar Mein Rehta Tha, Kaam Ke Silsiley Mein.

    Vo Aurat Kaafi Khoobsurat Thi Aur Jawaan Bhi Thi Aur Uska Gaon Ke Hi Ek Aadmi Ke Saath Chakkar Chal Raha Tha.

    Ek Din Uska Premi Kehne Laga: Mein Din Mein Sex Kar-Kar Ke Bore Sa Ho Gaya Hoon, Isliye Mujhe Raat Ka Time Bato, Kab Aun?

    Aurat Boli: Mein Aur Meri Saas Ek Hi Bed Pe Sote Hain, Raat Ko Mushkil Ho Jayegi.

    Aadmi Bola: Koi Baat Nahi, Mein Sab Sambhaal Lunga, Tum Bas Taiyaar Rehna.

    Raat Ko Ghar Ki Light Band Hone Ke Baad Aadmi Chup-Chap Aaya Aur Dono Taange Utha Kar Sex Karne Ki Koshish Karne Laga, Lekin Teer Nishaane Pe Nahin Lag Raha Tha...
    Tabhi Us Aurat Ki Saas Boli: Abe Hawas Ke Pujar, Ya Toh Dono Taange Meri Utha Ya Bahu Ki....
  • Challan on First Night

    Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Ek Traafic Police Waali Ladki Se Ho Jati Hai.

    Agle Din Uske Doston Ne Pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?

    Aadmi: Mat Puchcho Yaar, Bahut Bura Hua Mere Saath. Kisi Police Waali Ke Saath Kabhi Shaadi Mat Karna.

    Dost: Arrey Batao Bhi, Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?

    Aadmi: Usne Suhaag Raat Ko Hi Mujhe 4000 Rs Ka Jurmaana Thok Diya.

    Dost, Hairani Se: Jurmaana!!! Oye Kis Cheez Ka Jurmaana?

    Aadmi: 3000 Rs Over Speed, 500 Wrong Side Entry Aur 500 Rs Without Helmet Ka...
  • Rahim Chacha Ki Khatiya

    Rahim Chacha Ek Khatiya Hharid Ke Ghar Jaa Rahe They.

    Raste Mein Iqbal Bhai Chacha Se Puchta Hai: Chacha Kitne Ki laaye?

    Chacha: 900 Ki.

    Iqbal: 900 Ki ? Marwa Aaye Na gaand? 600 Mein Toh Charminar Mein Mil Jati...

    Rahim Chacha Thoda aagey Jaate Hain Toh Majid Bhai Mil Jaata Hai.

    Majid Bhai: Kitne Ki Laye?

    Rahim Chacha: 600 Ki.

    Majid: Marwa Aaye Na Gand? 400 Ki Toh Sultan Bazar Mein Mil Jati.

    Thoda Aagey Jaane Pe Imran Bhai Milte Hain.

    Imran Bhai: Kahan Se Aaye?

    Rahim Chacha: Gaand Marwa Ke...

    Imran: Achcha, Kya Baat Hai Rahin... Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye They?
  • Emotions Never Lie

    Ek Din Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ke Sath Ek Mall Mein Shopping Kar Rahi Thi.

    Usne Ek Bada Hi Low Cut Top Aur Ek Badi Hi Sexy Si Mini Skirt Choose Ki Aur Try Karne Ke Liye Trial Room Mei Chali Gayi.

    Vo Hot Top and Skirt Pehan Kar Bahar Aati Hai Aur Pappu Se Puchti Hai: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?

    Pappu: Bahut Achchi, Nice.

    Girlfriend: Achche Se Bolo Na.

    Pappu: Beautiful! It's Looking Good On You.

    Girlfriend: Arey Sachchi Batao.

    Pappu: Sach Mein Yaar, You Are Looking Hot.

    Girlfrind: Please, Sachi-Sachi Bolo, Achchi Lag Rahi Hun Ya Just Theek-Theek?

    Pappu: Kasam Se Jaanu, Bahut Hi Mast Lag Rahi Ho Is Dress Mein.

    Girlfriend: Really!!! Kahin Mera Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Jhoot Toh Nahin Bol Rahe?

    Pappu: Oye... Dekh....... Ye Neeche Dekh...... Mera Khada Ho Gya Aur Tujhe Jhooth Lag Raha Hai. Main Jhooth Bol Sakta Hun Baby Lekin Ye...... Ispe Toh Yakeen Kar Le.