• Dying of Excitement

    Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aayi. Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Baat Batayi Toh Kahin Khushi Ke Mare Heart Attack Hi Na Aa Jaye.

    Toh Company Ne Apne Sabse Intelligent, Talented, Bilkul Seedhe-Saade Aur Shareef Se Employee, Chaman, Ko Ye Kaam Task Diya.

    Chaman Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Aur Baja Di Door Bell.

    Darwaja Khula Toh Ek Bahut Hi Sunder, Hot, Sexy Si Ladki Nikli Aur Boli: Ji, Kahiye?

    Itni Hot Ladki Dekhakar Chaman Ki Saari Intelligence Dhari Ki Dhari Rah Gayi Aur Usne Seedha Hi Puch Liya: Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye Toh Aap Kya Karogi?

    Ladki Pehle Toh Sun Kar Kuch Hairan Si Hui Aur Phir Boli: Aap Ke Samne Ek-Ek Karke Apne Saare Kapde Utar Dungi... Bilkul Naked Ho Jaaungi Aur Phir Sensuous Sa Dance Karungi... Tumhe Lap Dance Dungi...

    Yeh Sunkar Apne Chaman Ki Halat Kharaab Hone Lagi...

    Ladki Aage Boli: Phir Dheere-Dheere Tumhare Kapde Bhi Utaar Dungi, Tumhe Apne Bed Pe Leta Ke Tumhe Kiss Karungi, Smooch Karungi... Phir Tumhe BJ Dungi, Aur Adhe Paise Mein Tumhe De Dungi.

    Aur Ye Sab Sun Kar Apna Chaman Over-excitement Ki Vajah Se Mar Gaya... On The Spot
  • What an Idea!

    Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho Aur Biwi Andar Aane De Rahi ? Koi Baat Nahi... Is Admi Ki Tarah Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Haath Pakad Ke Kamre Mein Le Jayegi Aapko.

    Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.

    Patni Pure Gusse Se Apne Bachcho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye Toh Tum Mein Se Koi bhi Darwaja Nahi Kholega.

    Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.

    Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: Koi Zaroorat Nahin Ghar Aane Ki, Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.

    Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohut Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.

    Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya.

    Patni: Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun.
  • Missing The Target

    Ek Gaon Mein Ek Aurat Apni Saas Ke Saath Rehti Thi. Uska Sasur Mar Chuka Tha Aur Uska Pati Shehar Mein Rehta Tha, Kaam Ke Silsiley Mein.

    Vo Aurat Kaafi Khoobsurat Thi Aur Jawaan Bhi Thi Aur Uska Gaon Ke Hi Ek Aadmi Ke Saath Chakkar Chal Raha Tha.

    Ek Din Uska Premi Kehne Laga: Mein Din Mein Sex Kar-Kar Ke Bore Sa Ho Gaya Hoon, Isliye Mujhe Raat Ka Time Bato, Kab Aun?

    Aurat Boli: Mein Aur Meri Saas Ek Hi Bed Pe Sote Hain, Raat Ko Mushkil Ho Jayegi.

    Aadmi Bola: Koi Baat Nahi, Mein Sab Sambhaal Lunga, Tum Bas Taiyaar Rehna.

    Raat Ko Ghar Ki Light Band Hone Ke Baad Aadmi Chup-Chap Aaya Aur Dono Taange Utha Kar Sex Karne Ki Koshish Karne Laga, Lekin Teer Nishaane Pe Nahin Lag Raha Tha...
    Tabhi Us Aurat Ki Saas Boli: Abe Hawas Ke Pujar, Ya Toh Dono Taange Meri Utha Ya Bahu Ki....
  • Challan on First Night

    Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Ek Traafic Police Waali Ladki Se Ho Jati Hai.

    Agle Din Uske Doston Ne Pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?

    Aadmi: Mat Puchcho Yaar, Bahut Bura Hua Mere Saath. Kisi Police Waali Ke Saath Kabhi Shaadi Mat Karna.

    Dost: Arrey Batao Bhi, Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?

    Aadmi: Usne Suhaag Raat Ko Hi Mujhe 4000 Rs Ka Jurmaana Thok Diya.

    Dost, Hairani Se: Jurmaana!!! Oye Kis Cheez Ka Jurmaana?

    Aadmi: 3000 Rs Over Speed, 500 Wrong Side Entry Aur 500 Rs Without Helmet Ka...