• Rahim Chacha Ki Khatiya

    Rahim Chacha Ek Khatiya Hharid Ke Ghar Jaa Rahe They.

    Raste Mein Iqbal Bhai Chacha Se Puchta Hai: Chacha Kitne Ki laaye?

    Chacha: 900 Ki.

    Iqbal: 900 Ki ? Marwa Aaye Na gaand? 600 Mein Toh Charminar Mein Mil Jati...

    Rahim Chacha Thoda aagey Jaate Hain Toh Majid Bhai Mil Jaata Hai.

    Majid Bhai: Kitne Ki Laye?

    Rahim Chacha: 600 Ki.

    Majid: Marwa Aaye Na Gand? 400 Ki Toh Sultan Bazar Mein Mil Jati.

    Thoda Aagey Jaane Pe Imran Bhai Milte Hain.

    Imran Bhai: Kahan Se Aaye?

    Rahim Chacha: Gaand Marwa Ke...

    Imran: Achcha, Kya Baat Hai Rahin... Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye They?
  • Emotions Never Lie

    Ek Din Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ke Sath Ek Mall Mein Shopping Kar Rahi Thi.

    Usne Ek Bada Hi Low Cut Top Aur Ek Badi Hi Sexy Si Mini Skirt Choose Ki Aur Try Karne Ke Liye Trial Room Mei Chali Gayi.

    Vo Hot Top and Skirt Pehan Kar Bahar Aati Hai Aur Pappu Se Puchti Hai: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?

    Pappu: Bahut Achchi, Nice.

    Girlfriend: Achche Se Bolo Na.

    Pappu: Beautiful! It's Looking Good On You.

    Girlfriend: Arey Sachchi Batao.

    Pappu: Sach Mein Yaar, You Are Looking Hot.

    Girlfrind: Please, Sachi-Sachi Bolo, Achchi Lag Rahi Hun Ya Just Theek-Theek?

    Pappu: Kasam Se Jaanu, Bahut Hi Mast Lag Rahi Ho Is Dress Mein.

    Girlfriend: Really!!! Kahin Mera Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Jhoot Toh Nahin Bol Rahe?

    Pappu: Oye... Dekh....... Ye Neeche Dekh...... Mera Khada Ho Gya Aur Tujhe Jhooth Lag Raha Hai. Main Jhooth Bol Sakta Hun Baby Lekin Ye...... Ispe Toh Yakeen Kar Le.
  • Aaj Ke Ladke Aur Ladkiyan

    Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi, Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.
    Girls: Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge.
    Boys: Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao.

    Ek Callgirl Apne Customer Ke Uper Beth Ke Sex Kar Rahi Thi.
    Grahak Ne Pucha: Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?
    Callgirl: 500 Rs.
    Garahak: Jhooth Mat Bol.
    Callgirl: Rozi Pe Baithi Hun, Juth Thode Bolungi.

    Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ko Uske Boyfriend Ka Phone Aata Hai. Jaise Hi Vo Phone Uthati Hai, Uska Boyfriend Badi Khushi Se Bolta Hai: Hi Babu, Mera Shona Babu, Mera Pyara Babu.
    Ladki Uski Baat Beech Mein Kaat Te Hue Puchti Hai: Ye Maskabaazi Band Kar Aur Seedha Bol Ki Kiska Kamra Khaali Hai?
    Moral: Jab Pyaar Sachcha Ho To Puri Baat Sune Bina Hi Samne Wale Ke Dil Ke Raaz Khul Jaate Hai.
  • Sandals Ki Warranty

    Ek Aurat Ka Pati Naukri Karta Tha. Pati Ke Naukri Jane Ke Bad Vo Apne Premi Ko Ghar Pe Bulati Aur Dono Shuriu Ho Jaate The.

    Ek Din Uska Premi Uske Liye Bade Costly Sandals Aur Kapde Leke Aaya.

    Ladki Ne Sandal Aur Kapde Pahan Liye, Dekhne Mein Wo Sexy Lagi To Premi Ne Usko Sandal Pahne Pahne HI Bed Pe Lita Liya Aur Dono Phir Shuru Ho Gaye.

    Itne Mein Kisi Kam Se Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya. Pati Ne Darwaja Khola Hi Tha Ki Usko Andar Se Badi Sexy Aur Erotic Oooh... Aaah... Ki Awajein Aane Lagi. Toh Vo Khidki Ke Pass Khada Hoke Ye Sab Dekhne Lag Gaya.

    Ladki Ne Apne Premi Se Puchha: Janu Ye Sandals Kitne Din Chalenge?

    Premi Apne Kaam Mein Mast Tha..., Usne Dhyan Nahi Diya.

    Ladki Ne Fir 2 Minute Baad Pucha: Janu, Batao Na, Ye Sandals Kab Tak Chalenge?

    Ab Premi Ko Kahan Hosh Tha, Vo Toh Apne Kam Mein Mast Tha.

    Par Itna Sunte Hi Bahar Khidki Ke Pas Khada Pati Chilla Ke Bola: Oye Sex Ki Bhookhi, Agar Isi Tarah Padi Rahegi To Zindagi Bhar Nahi Tootengi?
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