• Suhagraat Ke Kisse!

    Suhagraat Pe Ladka Biwi Ko Sirf Kiss Kar Ke So Gaya.
    Subah Maa Boli: Bahu, Mandir Jaane se Pehle Naha Lo...
    Bahu, Gusse Mein: Sirf Brush Kar Leti Hun Maaji, Baaki Sab Fresh Hai.

    Badi Behen Honeymoon Pe Gayi.
    Choti Ne SMS Kiya : Didi Jo Jeans Di Thi Vo Jarur Pehenana.
    Didi's Reply: Is Tharki Ne 4 Din Se Underwaer Tak Toh Pehnane Nahin Diya, Tujhe Jeans Ki Padi Hai.

    Suhagraat Ko Over Smart Husband Lakhnavi Andaaz Mein Bola: Ijaazat Hai ?
    Biwi Boli: Humne Toh Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap Toh Phir Bhi Apne Hain.... Bismillah Keejiye.

    Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Toh Suhagraat Ke Pe Wo Apni Biwi Ko Peeche Se Karne Laga. Biwi: Suniye J, Aage Se Karte Hain. Banta, Hairani Se: Tumhe Kaise Pata? Biwi: Jab Mein College Mein Thi Tab Mujhe Kuch Gundey Utha Kar Le Gaye The, Tab Unhone Aage Se Kiya Tha. Banta: Saale!!!! Ye Gundey Bhi Bahut Confuse Karte Hain Jab Mujhe Le Gaye The Toh Peeche Se Kiya Tha!!!
  • MAstram ka Mast Idea!!!

    Mastram ke paas bhainso ka tebaela hota hai, usko apni ek bhains hari (pregnant) karwani hoti hai, lekin uske paas male bhains nahi hoti, isliye woh paas mein ek budhia ke paas jaata hai jiske pass male bhains hoti hai.

    Mastraam: Kaki Pranaam, ek bhains hari karwani hai.

    Budhia: Aaj toh vo kuch bhi nahi kar sakat hai, woh already teen bhainson ko hari kar chuka hai.

    Mastraam: Koi baat nahi kaki, mujh pe chhod do.

    Saying this Mastraam takes a brick and rubs the male buffalo's A$$. Male bhains ka khada ho jaata hai aur Mastraam ki bhains hari ho jaati hai.

    Next day:
    Mastram: Kaki ek aur bhains hari karwani hai.

    Budhia: Nahi beta aaj toh vo bilkul hi nahi kar sakat hai, already 7 bhainson ko hara kar chuka hai.

    Mastraam: Kaki, yeh kaam mujh pe chhod do.

    Again he rubs the brick on the male buffalo's A$$ aur uski bhains hari ho jaati hai.

    Third day:
    This time the old lady is not present, instead of her the old lady's husband is managing the farm.

    Mastram: Kaka bhains hari karwaani hai.

    Buddha: Aaj vo nahin kar payega, already 20 ko hari kar chuka hai.

    Mastram: Kaka, yeh kaam mujhpe chhod do.

    Saying this as usual Mastraam starting rubbing the male buffalo's A$$ with the brick, seeing this old man comes running and gives a tight slap to Mastraam.

    Mastram: Kaka maara kahe?

    Old Man: Abey kaminey, toh tu wahi hai, jiski wajah se budhia roz raat ko mere A$$ pe inthan ragadthi hai.
  • Uncomfortable Feeling!

    Ek bahut hi khubsoorat and sexy ladki doctor ke pass gayi aur boli: Doctor sahab mnere ko ajeeb si beemari hai.

    Doctor: Kya?

    Ladki: Main jab bhi cigarette peeti hun toh bada uncomfortable feel karti hun. Ek ajeeb si baichaini hoti hai. Jab mein pehla kash leti hoon toh apne shoes utaar deti hun, dusre kash mein socks, teesre kash mein shirt utaar deti hun, fourth kash mein apna lower, aur........

    Doctor beech mein usko tokte hue bola: Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha, ek kaam karo ye lo cigarette ka packet aur aaram se pee kar batao.
  • Sex Ministers

    Imagine Name of Sex Minister world wide:

    Name of Russian sex Minister - Zaberdasti Boobpresski

    Sri Lankan sex Minister - Suck MyLingam

    Chinese sex Minister - Gand Soong Li

    Pak Sex Minister - Shake Myboob

    Indian sex Minister - Gotya Lal

    Kenyan Sex Minìster - Ogand Me Bambu
    Sex Minister of America - Roz Mary Marlow
    Sex Mminister of England - Brown Ass Markele
    Sex Minister of Bangladesh - Myboob Aa Shake Hasina
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