• Santa Ka Ling!!!

    Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karwane Ke Liye Gaya.

    Santa Ne Reservation Form Mein "Ling/Sex" Wale Column Me Likh Diya "7 Inch" Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.

    Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli: Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega.

    Santa Hairani Se: O MadamJi, Kitna Kaatna Padega?

    Lady Cleark: Poora Hi Kaatna Padega.

    Ye Sun Ke Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye, Vo Clerk Se Bola: O Madam Ji, Aap Meri Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.
  • Ajeeb Si Bechaini

    Ek Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli: Doctor Sahab Mere Ko Ajeeb Si Beemari Hai.

    Doctor: Kya?

    Ladki: Main Jab Bhi Cigrette Peeti Hoon Toh Ajeeb Bechaini Si Hoti Hai. Main Pehla Kash Leti Hoon Toh Apne Shoes Utar Deti Hoon. Doosre Kash Mein Socks. Teesre Kash Mein Shirt Utar Deti Hoon Aur... Isi Tarah Har Kash Ke Saath Kuch Na Kuch Utaar Deti Hun Au Cigarette Khatam Hone Tak Mein Bilkul Ya Almost Nude Hoti Hun. Isi Vajah Se Mein Bahar Kahin Parties Mein, Ya Apne Friends Ke Saath Cigarette Nahin Pee Sakti.

    Docto: Main Nahin Manta Aisi Phaltu Ki Bakwaaas... Aisa Kabhi Hota Hai Kya?

    Ladki: Aap Mera Vishwas Karo Doctor Saab, Mein Ekdum Sach Bol Rahi Hun.

    Doctor Bola: Mujhe Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha. Ek Kaam Karo Ye Lo Cigarette, Aaram Se Piyo Aur Phir Se Apni Problem Batao.
  • Naughty Pappu Aur Santa

    Gappu: Interview Kaisa Kua?
    Pappu: Interview Toh Theek Hua Lekin Last Mein Woh English Mein Kuchh Aisa Boli Show Me Your Testimonial.
    Gappu: Toh Phir?
    Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Galat Cheez Dikha Ke Aa Gaya Hoon.

    Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?
    Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale.
    Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rehte Hain.

    Santa Aur Jeeto Maje Se Zordaar Sex Kar Rahe The, Sex Karte-Karte Jeeto Ne Puchha: Aaaaaah, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Aur Sexy Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha.

    Ek Din Santa Aur Jeeto Hotel Mein Dinner Karne Gaye. Restaurant Mein Baith Ke Unhone Chicken Order Kiya. Jeeto Ne Chicken Khate Hue Leg Piece Utha Kar Santa Ko Diya.
    Bagal Wali Table Par Baithe Ek Uncle Ne Ye Dekha Aur Ankho Mein Aansu Lakar Bola: Hamari Biwi Bhi Jab Zinda Thi To Hume Aise Hi Taangey Utha Utha Kar Deti Thi.
  • How Do You Do?

    Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Bade Dino Bad Facebook Pe Usse Chat Kar Rahi Thi.

    Girlfriend: How Do You Do?

    Pappu: Wahi Apna Purana Aur Favourite Style, Taango Ko Kandhe Pe Rakhke,
    Ghacha- Ghach,
    Ghacha- Ghach,
    Ghacha- Ghach,
    Ghacha- Ghach,
    Ghacha- Ghach,

    Girlfriend: Abe Saley Kutte, Tharki, Hawas Ke Pujari, Sex Ke Bhukhe.... Main Puch Rahi Thi Kaisa Hai?

    Pappu: Tu Toh Aise Puch Rahi Hai Jaise Tune Kabhi Dekha Hi Na Ho.... Kaala Aur Lamba Hai.

    Girlfriend: Bas Kar Saley! Tera Kuch Nahin Ho Sakta.

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