• Sandals Ki Warranty

    Ek Aurat Ka Pati Naukri Karta Tha. Pati Ke Naukri Jane Ke Bad Vo Apne Premi Ko Ghar Pe Bulati Aur Dono Shuriu Ho Jaate The.

    Ek Din Uska Premi Uske Liye Bade Costly Sandals Aur Kapde Leke Aaya.

    Ladki Ne Sandal Aur Kapde Pahan Liye, Dekhne Mein Wo Sexy Lagi To Premi Ne Usko Sandal Pahne Pahne HI Bed Pe Lita Liya Aur Dono Phir Shuru Ho Gaye.

    Itne Mein Kisi Kam Se Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya. Pati Ne Darwaja Khola Hi Tha Ki Usko Andar Se Badi Sexy Aur Erotic Oooh... Aaah... Ki Awajein Aane Lagi. Toh Vo Khidki Ke Pass Khada Hoke Ye Sab Dekhne Lag Gaya.

    Ladki Ne Apne Premi Se Puchha: Janu Ye Sandals Kitne Din Chalenge?

    Premi Apne Kaam Mein Mast Tha..., Usne Dhyan Nahi Diya.

    Ladki Ne Fir 2 Minute Baad Pucha: Janu, Batao Na, Ye Sandals Kab Tak Chalenge?

    Ab Premi Ko Kahan Hosh Tha, Vo Toh Apne Kam Mein Mast Tha.

    Par Itna Sunte Hi Bahar Khidki Ke Pas Khada Pati Chilla Ke Bola: Oye Sex Ki Bhookhi, Agar Isi Tarah Padi Rahegi To Zindagi Bhar Nahi Tootengi?
  • Santa Ka Ling!!!

    Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karwane Ke Liye Gaya.

    Santa Ne Reservation Form Mein "Ling/Sex" Wale Column Me Likh Diya "7 Inch" Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.

    Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli: Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega.

    Santa Hairani Se: O MadamJi, Kitna Kaatna Padega?

    Lady Cleark: Poora Hi Kaatna Padega.

    Ye Sun Ke Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye, Vo Clerk Se Bola: O Madam Ji, Aap Meri Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.
  • Ajeeb Si Bechaini

    Ek Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli: Doctor Sahab Mere Ko Ajeeb Si Beemari Hai.

    Doctor: Kya?

    Ladki: Main Jab Bhi Cigrette Peeti Hoon Toh Ajeeb Bechaini Si Hoti Hai. Main Pehla Kash Leti Hoon Toh Apne Shoes Utar Deti Hoon. Doosre Kash Mein Socks. Teesre Kash Mein Shirt Utar Deti Hoon Aur... Isi Tarah Har Kash Ke Saath Kuch Na Kuch Utaar Deti Hun Au Cigarette Khatam Hone Tak Mein Bilkul Ya Almost Nude Hoti Hun. Isi Vajah Se Mein Bahar Kahin Parties Mein, Ya Apne Friends Ke Saath Cigarette Nahin Pee Sakti.

    Docto: Main Nahin Manta Aisi Phaltu Ki Bakwaaas... Aisa Kabhi Hota Hai Kya?

    Ladki: Aap Mera Vishwas Karo Doctor Saab, Mein Ekdum Sach Bol Rahi Hun.

    Doctor Bola: Mujhe Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha. Ek Kaam Karo Ye Lo Cigarette, Aaram Se Piyo Aur Phir Se Apni Problem Batao.
  • Naughty Pappu Aur Santa

    Gappu: Interview Kaisa Kua?
    Pappu: Interview Toh Theek Hua Lekin Last Mein Woh English Mein Kuchh Aisa Boli Show Me Your Testimonial.
    Gappu: Toh Phir?
    Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Galat Cheez Dikha Ke Aa Gaya Hoon.

    Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?
    Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale.
    Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rehte Hain.

    Santa Aur Jeeto Maje Se Zordaar Sex Kar Rahe The, Sex Karte-Karte Jeeto Ne Puchha: Aaaaaah, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Aur Sexy Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha.

    Ek Din Santa Aur Jeeto Hotel Mein Dinner Karne Gaye. Restaurant Mein Baith Ke Unhone Chicken Order Kiya. Jeeto Ne Chicken Khate Hue Leg Piece Utha Kar Santa Ko Diya.
    Bagal Wali Table Par Baithe Ek Uncle Ne Ye Dekha Aur Ankho Mein Aansu Lakar Bola: Hamari Biwi Bhi Jab Zinda Thi To Hume Aise Hi Taangey Utha Utha Kar Deti Thi.