• How Do You Do?

    Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Bade Dino Bad Facebook Pe Usse Chat Kar Rahi Thi.

    Girlfriend: How Do You Do?

    Pappu: Wahi Apna Purana Aur Favourite Style, Taango Ko Kandhe Pe Rakhke,
    Ghacha- Ghach,
    Ghacha- Ghach,
    Ghacha- Ghach,
    Ghacha- Ghach,
    Ghacha- Ghach,

    Girlfriend: Abe Saley Kutte, Tharki, Hawas Ke Pujari, Sex Ke Bhukhe.... Main Puch Rahi Thi Kaisa Hai?

    Pappu: Tu Toh Aise Puch Rahi Hai Jaise Tune Kabhi Dekha Hi Na Ho.... Kaala Aur Lamba Hai.

    Girlfriend: Bas Kar Saley! Tera Kuch Nahin Ho Sakta.

    ***Blocked***
  • Banta's Accidet

    Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai.

    Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: Kya Hua Banta?

    Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya.

    Santa: Koi Baat NahiBhai, Gaadi Hi Toh Hai, Aur Le Lenge.

    Banta: Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa.

    Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Hi Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.

    Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Yaar, Ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai Kya... Aur Mil Jayengi.

    Banta: Abe Bhosdi Ke, Ladki Ke Muh Mein Dekh...
  • 12 Inch Ka Ghoda

    Baadshah Akbar ke paas ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha.

    Birbal: Jahan Panaha Apko Yeh Ghoda Kahan Se Mila?

    Akbar: Ek Baba Ne Diya Tha. Jo Bhi Maango Woh De Dete Hain.

    Birbal: Sach!!! Main Bhi Baba Ke Paas Jaaunga.

    Akbar: Jao Par Khayal Rahe Ki Baba Ek Hi Muraad Poori Karte Hain Aur Ooncha Sunte Hain.

    Birbal Baba Ke Paas Se Jab Laut Kar Aaye Toh Akbar Ko Bataya: Maine Baba Se Ek Bori Heere Maange The Aur Baba ne Mujhe Wk Bori Kheere De Diye.

    Akbar: Toh Tumne Kya Socha Tha Ki Main Baba Se 12 Inch Ka Ghoda Maangne Gaya Tha.
  • Santa

    Santa, Apni Suhagraat Pe Jeeto Se Puchta Hai: Mein Thhe Pehle Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshaan???
    Jeeto: Hairaan.
    Santa: Ye Dekho... Mera 9 Inch Lamba Samaan....
    Jeeto: Kyaa Baat Hai... Maza Aa Jayega. Ab Pareshaan Karo...
    Santa: Ye Khada Nahin Hota!!!

    Santa: Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.
    Banta, Hairani Se: Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.
    Santa: Oye... Chusti Rahti Hai... Chusti Matlab Fitness... Tharki Saala...

    Santa Aur Jeeto Chutti Waale Din Sex KAr Rahe The... Tabhi Ceiling Fan Chalna Shuru Ho Gaya...
    Santa: Oye BC... Light Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun, Is Light Ki Wajah Se Subah Se Chargre Nahin Kar Paya!!!
    Wife: Haan... Main Bhi Pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun! Yeh Kanjarkhana Toh Baad Mein Bhi Ho Rahega.

    Suhagraat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Beiwi Ke Saath Sex Kane Ke Baad Bola: Khoon Toh Nikla Hi Nahin...
    Jeeto: Kyun... Tumne Andar Koi Teer Maara Hai Kya???

    Santa: Oye Pappu...
    Pappu: Haan Ji...
    Santa: Teri Koi Girlfriend Hai?
    Pappu: Nahain Hai... Kyun?
    Santa: Ya Toh Koi Girlfriend Bana Le... Ya Phir Bathroom Saaf Kia Kar.

    Santa: Darling, Sex Karte Waqt Meri Meri Kaun Si Ada The Sabse Achchi Lagi.
    Jeeto: Aapki Khansi...
    Santa: Khansi??? Kya Matlab...

    Jeeto: Jab Aap Andar Daal Ke Non Stop Khanste Ho Na Toh Kasam Se Itna Maza Aata Hai Ki Main Toh Bata Bhi Nahin Rahi Paa Rahi Theek Se...