• Santa & Pappu Ke Naughty JOkes

    Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha: Amul - The Taste Of India.
    Ye Dekha Ke Santa Bada Impress Hua Aur Apni Pant Pe Likh Diya: Kurkure - Teda Hai Par Mera Hai!

    Teache: Pappu, Pyar Jung Se Behtar Kyun Hai?
    Pappu:O MAdam Ji... Aapko Itna Bhi Nahin Pata... Pyaar Isliya Behtar Hai Kyunki Condom Bandook Se Sasta Hota Hai.

    Santa: Aaj Tumhari Behan Ko Ghar Mein Dkh Ke Badi Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
    Jeeto: Koi Pant Ye Jeans Pehan Lo... Payjame Mein Tumhaari Saari Khushi Dikh Rahi Hai.

    Aunty: Pappu Beta, Ghodi Kab Chadoge???
    Pappu: Kya Aunty Ji, Gharwalon Ne Abhi Ladki Bhi Nahin Dhundi Aur Aapne Position Bhi Soch Li...

    Teacher: Isko English Mein Translate Karo - Ladi Kapde Pehan Chuki Jai.
    Pappu: Oh Shit! We Are Late.

    Santa: Aaj Subah Ek Aurat Ne Mujhe Lift Mein Peet Diya.
    Banta: Vo Kyun?
    Santa: Mein Uski Taraf Dekh Raha Tha... Usne Kaha 'Ek Daba Do'... Maine Daba Diya... Uske Baad Kuch Theek Se Yaad Nahin.
    Jeeto Aur Preeto Aapas Mein Gupp-Shupp Ldaa Raha Thi... Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Tail Maalish Waala Gujarta Hai.
    Jeeto: Dekho Vo Tail Wala Jaa Raha Hai... Usko Zara Rokna...
    Preeto, Sharmaate Hue: Tail Waala Bhi Kabhi Ruka Hai.
  • Santa Ka Accicdent

    Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hain.

    Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai.

    Inpector: Santa Ji, Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Vo Kaun Si Gaadi Thi, Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??

    Santa Ne Thoda Sa Socha Aur Jawab Diya: Gaadi Ka Toh Pata Nahin, Rang Or Number Pe Maine Dhyaan Nahin Diya...

    Inspector: Hmmm. Ye Toh Problem Ho Jayegi... Apne Kuch Bhi Notice Nahin Kiya Aapne?

    Santa: Vo Toh Maine Bade Dhyaan Se Notice Kiya Inspector Saab. Us Gaadi Ko Ek Madam Chala Rahi Thi, Uski Shirt Ke Do Buttons Khule Hue Thhe. Lal Rang Ki Bra Dikh Rahi Thi, Boobs Shayad 36 Size Ke Rahe Honge, Gale Mein Sone Ka Locket Tha, Haath Mei Cigarette Pakdi Hui Thi, Aur Haan Sir Ji, Uske Right Wale Boobs Pe Ek Til Bhi Tha.
  • Tharki Boyfriend

    Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya:

    Boy: Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi N?

    Girl: Nahi..Bilkul Nahin... Kisi Ne Dekh Liya Toh?

    Boy: Please Ek Baar Karne Dena... Koi Nahi Dekhega, Bharosa Rakho Mujh Par.

    Girl: Ok Jaanu... Karne Dungi. Lekin Sirf Ek Baar...

    Boy: Aur Boobs... Dabane Dogi?

    Girl: Nahin, Bilkul Bhi Nahin... Aise Bahar Theek Nahin Lagta...

    Boy: Please Yaaar, Bas Ek Baar....
    Girl: Ok Yaar... Daba Lena.

    Boy: Aur Dabate Dabate Chusne Do Toh Maza Aa Jaye...

    Girl: Tuhaara Dimaag Kharaab Ho Gaya Hai... Bhuil Ke Bhi Nahin...

    Boy: Kya Yaar, Tum Itna Bhi Nahin Ker Sakti... Girl: Theek Hai Tharki... Wo Bhi Choos Lena.

    10 Minutes Ke Baad Ladke Ka Phir Se Message Aaya.

    Boy: Nahi Yaar, Tum Theek Kehti Ho... Yeh Sab Ghalat Hai, Main Tumhein Touch Bhi Nahi Karna Chahta, Hamara Pyaar Pavitar Hai.

    Girl: Bhosdi Ke, Tharki Saale... Mujhe Pata Hai Tu Ne Ab Muth Maar Li Hai Kuttay.
  • Bansuri Baja Raha Tha

    Police Ne Park Mein Do Ladke Aur Ek Ladki Ko Pakda Aur Police Station Le Aaye Aur Inspector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya.

    Inspector Ne Ek Ladke Se Puchha: Kya Nam Hai Tera Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha?

    Ladka Darte Darte Bola: Sir, Mera Naam Rathee Hai Aur Main Bansuri Baja Raha Tha.

    Inspector: Ok, Tum Jao.

    Fir Dusre Ko Bulaya Aur Us Se Puchha: Tera Kya Naam Hai Be Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha.

    Ladka Ghabrate Hue: `Sir Ji, Mera Naam Nilesh Hai Aur Main Bhi Bansuri Baja Raha Tha.

    Ispector: Hmmmm, Chal Tu Bhi Ja.

    Ab Inspector Ne Ladki Ko Bulvaya Aur Pucha: Tum Bhi Bansuri Baja Rahi Thi Kya?

    Ladki Sharmate Hue: Nahi Ji, Mera Hi Naam Bansuri Hai.
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