• Sher Ka Pinjra...

    Sunday Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue:

    'Sher ka pinjra' 10 rupay mein!
    'Sher ka pinjra' 10 rupay mein!
    Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha, aur phir ek dum se waapis aa gayi.

    Doosri ne pucha: Kya hua?

    Pehli wali kehne lagi: Kameena 'KACHHEY' bech rha hai.
  • Preserving for Future!

    Boy: I want us to be in a relationship.

    Girl: Okay, theek hai, but sirf ek condition pe

    Boy: Which one ?

    Girl: No SEX because I am Preserving it for my future husband.

    Boy: That's perfectly okay, no problem. Meri bhi ek condition hai.

    Gorl: And what's that?

    Boy: Main koi kharcha nahin karunga for gifts and all that because I am also Preserving it for my future wife!
  • What a Misunderstanding!!!

    A Boy and a girl chatting on facebook...

    Girl: Din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai, chutiya hai kya ?

    Boy: Tu hogi chutiya... tera baap chutiya, teri maa chutiya... tera pura khandaan chutiyaa... aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..???? Girl (after 3-4 minutes): I was asking about holidays...vacations....

    Blocked....
  • Birtday Gifts!

    Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?

    Santa: Next week, Why?

    Banta: Tujhe ghar ki windows ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri wife ko tere saath sex karte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hun.

    Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?

    Banta: Next month, Why?

    Santa: Tujhe binoculars gift karni hai, taaki tu dekh sake ki wife kiski hai.

    Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!