• Tharki Boyfriend

    Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya:

    Boy: Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi N?

    Girl: Nahi..Bilkul Nahin... Kisi Ne Dekh Liya Toh?

    Boy: Please Ek Baar Karne Dena... Koi Nahi Dekhega, Bharosa Rakho Mujh Par.

    Girl: Ok Jaanu... Karne Dungi. Lekin Sirf Ek Baar...

    Boy: Aur Boobs... Dabane Dogi?

    Girl: Nahin, Bilkul Bhi Nahin... Aise Bahar Theek Nahin Lagta...

    Boy: Please Yaaar, Bas Ek Baar....
    Girl: Ok Yaar... Daba Lena.

    Boy: Aur Dabate Dabate Chusne Do Toh Maza Aa Jaye...

    Girl: Tuhaara Dimaag Kharaab Ho Gaya Hai... Bhuil Ke Bhi Nahin...

    Boy: Kya Yaar, Tum Itna Bhi Nahin Ker Sakti... Girl: Theek Hai Tharki... Wo Bhi Choos Lena.

    10 Minutes Ke Baad Ladke Ka Phir Se Message Aaya.

    Boy: Nahi Yaar, Tum Theek Kehti Ho... Yeh Sab Ghalat Hai, Main Tumhein Touch Bhi Nahi Karna Chahta, Hamara Pyaar Pavitar Hai.

    Girl: Bhosdi Ke, Tharki Saale... Mujhe Pata Hai Tu Ne Ab Muth Maar Li Hai Kuttay.
  • Bansuri Baja Raha Tha

    Police Ne Park Mein Do Ladke Aur Ek Ladki Ko Pakda Aur Police Station Le Aaye Aur Inspector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya.

    Inspector Ne Ek Ladke Se Puchha: Kya Nam Hai Tera Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha?

    Ladka Darte Darte Bola: Sir, Mera Naam Rathee Hai Aur Main Bansuri Baja Raha Tha.

    Inspector: Ok, Tum Jao.

    Fir Dusre Ko Bulaya Aur Us Se Puchha: Tera Kya Naam Hai Be Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha.

    Ladka Ghabrate Hue: `Sir Ji, Mera Naam Nilesh Hai Aur Main Bhi Bansuri Baja Raha Tha.

    Ispector: Hmmmm, Chal Tu Bhi Ja.

    Ab Inspector Ne Ladki Ko Bulvaya Aur Pucha: Tum Bhi Bansuri Baja Rahi Thi Kya?

    Ladki Sharmate Hue: Nahi Ji, Mera Hi Naam Bansuri Hai.
  • Jignesh Ki Kahani

    Jignesh Ka Janam 7 July 1977 Ko Subah 7 Baje Hua.

    Vo 7 Hi Bhai Bahan The, Aur Makaan Ka Number Bhi Unka 7 Hi Tha.

    Class Me Bhi Hamesha Vo Saatvein Number Par Hi Aata Tha, Usne Bahut Mehnat Kar Ke 7 Ghar Banaye, 7 Shaadiya Ki Aur Uske 7 Hi Bachche Hue.

    Itne Sare Paise Kamaye Ki Sahar Ka 7va Number Ka Amir Aadmi Ban Gaya.

    Usko Ek Bahut Bade Jyotish Ne Bataya Hua Tha Ki Uske Liye 7 Number Bahut Hi Lucky Hai.

    Ek Baar Vo Samunder Ke Kinare Ghum Raha Tha To Usne Samne Dekha Ki Ek Ladki Bilkul Nangi Jhuki Hui Hai. Aur Uske Pichwade Ke Dono Side Pe 7 Likha Hua Hai.

    Jignesh Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usne Socha Ki Ye Bhi Bhagwan Ji Ka Koi Ishara Hai Mere Lucky Number Ki Taraf.

    Usne Kya Kiya Apni Aaj Tak Ki Kamayi Ek Ek Cheez Bech Ke Sare Paise Lottery Ke 77 Number Pe Laga Diye.

    Aur Jab Lottery Nikli To Jignesh Ke To Dekh Ke Tatte Short Ho Gaye... Kyunki Jis Number Pe Lottery Lagi Thi Vo Number Tha......
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    Umeed Hai Ye Sidha Sadha Joke Aap Logo Ko Samajh Aa Gaya Hoga...
  • Dickhead!!!

    Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Apna Dimaag Lagaya Aur Poore Shehar Mein Shor Machwa Diya Ke Uske Do Lund Hai.

    Bas Phir Kya Tha, Kafi Sare Rishte Aane Lage, Toh Usne Ek Khubsurat Aur Sexy Si Ladki Pasand Karke Shadi Kar Li.

    Suhaag Raat Ko Patni Puchati Hai: Arrey Apka Doosra Lund Kahan Hai?

    Ladke Ne Ghabrakar Jaldi Mein Bola: Wo Doosra Lund Pados Wala Dost Le Gaya Hai.

    Patni Ne Bhi Kaha Chal Koi Baat Nahi Aur Dono Ki Araam Se Zindagi Beetne Lag Gayi.
    Kuch Dino Ke Baad Ladke Ko Kisi Kaam Se Shehar Se Bahar Jana Pada. Teen-Chaar Din Ke Baad Jab Vo Vaapas Aaya Toh Biwi Uske Saath Ladna Shuru Kar Deti Hai.

    Us Bechare Ko Samajh Nahi Aata Aur Vo Hairan Hokar Puchta Hai: Arrey Yaar Hua Kya Hai? Kis Baat Pe Naraaz Ho... Akhir Hua Kya Hai?

    Biwi Gusse Se Bolti Hai: Maine Aap Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Nahi Dekha.

    Uske Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: Kyun Maine Kya Kiya?

    Biwi: Aap Ne Chota Aur Patla Sa Wala Lund Apne Paas Rakh Liya Aur Badewala, Mota Sa Apne Dost Ko De Diya...!!!