• Jignesh Ki Kahani

    Jignesh Ka Janam 7 July 1977 Ko Subah 7 Baje Hua.

    Vo 7 Hi Bhai Bahan The, Aur Makaan Ka Number Bhi Unka 7 Hi Tha.

    Class Me Bhi Hamesha Vo Saatvein Number Par Hi Aata Tha, Usne Bahut Mehnat Kar Ke 7 Ghar Banaye, 7 Shaadiya Ki Aur Uske 7 Hi Bachche Hue.

    Itne Sare Paise Kamaye Ki Sahar Ka 7va Number Ka Amir Aadmi Ban Gaya.

    Usko Ek Bahut Bade Jyotish Ne Bataya Hua Tha Ki Uske Liye 7 Number Bahut Hi Lucky Hai.

    Ek Baar Vo Samunder Ke Kinare Ghum Raha Tha To Usne Samne Dekha Ki Ek Ladki Bilkul Nangi Jhuki Hui Hai. Aur Uske Pichwade Ke Dono Side Pe 7 Likha Hua Hai.

    Jignesh Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usne Socha Ki Ye Bhi Bhagwan Ji Ka Koi Ishara Hai Mere Lucky Number Ki Taraf.

    Usne Kya Kiya Apni Aaj Tak Ki Kamayi Ek Ek Cheez Bech Ke Sare Paise Lottery Ke 77 Number Pe Laga Diye.

    Aur Jab Lottery Nikli To Jignesh Ke To Dekh Ke Tatte Short Ho Gaye... Kyunki Jis Number Pe Lottery Lagi Thi Vo Number Tha......
    707

    Umeed Hai Ye Sidha Sadha Joke Aap Logo Ko Samajh Aa Gaya Hoga...
  • Dickhead!!!

    Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Apna Dimaag Lagaya Aur Poore Shehar Mein Shor Machwa Diya Ke Uske Do Lund Hai.

    Bas Phir Kya Tha, Kafi Sare Rishte Aane Lage, Toh Usne Ek Khubsurat Aur Sexy Si Ladki Pasand Karke Shadi Kar Li.

    Suhaag Raat Ko Patni Puchati Hai: Arrey Apka Doosra Lund Kahan Hai?

    Ladke Ne Ghabrakar Jaldi Mein Bola: Wo Doosra Lund Pados Wala Dost Le Gaya Hai.

    Patni Ne Bhi Kaha Chal Koi Baat Nahi Aur Dono Ki Araam Se Zindagi Beetne Lag Gayi.
    Kuch Dino Ke Baad Ladke Ko Kisi Kaam Se Shehar Se Bahar Jana Pada. Teen-Chaar Din Ke Baad Jab Vo Vaapas Aaya Toh Biwi Uske Saath Ladna Shuru Kar Deti Hai.

    Us Bechare Ko Samajh Nahi Aata Aur Vo Hairan Hokar Puchta Hai: Arrey Yaar Hua Kya Hai? Kis Baat Pe Naraaz Ho... Akhir Hua Kya Hai?

    Biwi Gusse Se Bolti Hai: Maine Aap Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Nahi Dekha.

    Uske Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: Kyun Maine Kya Kiya?

    Biwi: Aap Ne Chota Aur Patla Sa Wala Lund Apne Paas Rakh Liya Aur Badewala, Mota Sa Apne Dost Ko De Diya...!!!
  • Friendship Adult Version

    Friendship is not About 'I'm sorry'
    It's About 'LUND SE'

    It's not about 'Where are you?'
    It's about 'KAHA GAND MARWA RAHA HAI?'

    It's not about 'No'
    It's about 'GHANTA!!!'

    It's not about 'TOO SMALL' It's about 'JHAANT BARABAR'

    It's not about 'TOO BIG'
    It's about 'GAND PHAADU!'

    It's not about 'DIFFICULTY'!
    It's about 'GANAD FAT GAI'

    It's not about 'WE WILL ROCK!'
    It's about 'MAA CHOD DENGE...'

    Bachpan Se 2 Hhi Cheezein Sabse Zzyada Mmili Hai... Biscuits Aur Dost!
    Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost..... Chut-Marie Ke..!
  • Bose DK Achcha Tha

    Ek Ladke Ka Naam Deepak Kumar Tha. Is Liye Sab Use DK Keh Kar Bulate The.

    Ek Baar Usne Apne School Ki Race Mein Participate Liya.

    Uske Pitaji Bhi Race Dekne Aaye The. Jaise Hi Race Shuru Hui Uske Pitaji Apne Bete Ko Cheer-Up Karne KE Liye Chilane Lage: Bhag DK.... Bhag DK.... DK Bhaag To School Ki Principal Boli: Excuse ME Sir... Ye English Medium School Hai Aur Yahan Par Sirf English Mein Boliye...

    To Uske Pitaji Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bole: Run D.K. Run D.K. Run D.K.
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