• Chicken Drumsticks!

    Santa ki party mein dinner karte hue Banta ke paas Jeeto ji aayi aur boli, "Kya Banta ji, aapne toh kuch liya hi nahi," aur chicken ki ek tangri uthha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

    Party khatam hone par Santa ne Banta se puchha, "Oye yaar Banta, khana kaisa tha?"

    Banta, "Dishes toh sabhi badiya thi, par last mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di na uska toh maza hi kuch aur tha, wah yaar mazaa aa gya ."
  • Cleavage or Lungs?

    Ek bachcha ghar pe apn homework kar raha tha tabhi uski pencil neeche gir jaati hai. Vo bachacha apni chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke liye jhukta hai.

    Bachche ka Dad: Chest pe haath kyun rakha????

    Bachha: Dad, Mujhe darr lag raha tha isliye.

    Dad: Darr? Kaisa darr??!!!

    Bachha: School mein madam bina haath rakhe jhuki thi, un ke dono lungs bahar aa gaye the...!!!!
  • Neighbour's Cat!

    Banta: Why are you hospitalised?

    Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein bataya, usne mujhe bahut maara...

    Banta: Englih mein, aur vo bhi tumne? Aisa kya bola tumne English mein?

    Santa: Control your wife's pussy, she is after my cock...!"
  • Pathan's Interview

    Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:

    CONSULATE: Your name please?
    Pathan: Gul khan.

    CONSLATE: Sex ?
    Pathan: Ten times a week.

    CONSULATE: I mean male or female?
    Pathan: Both male and female and sometimes Camels too.

    CONSULATE: You seem Ugly.
    Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli both sides.

    CONSULATE: Freaky Ass!
    Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay. CONSULATE: Man are you hostile?
    Pathan: Horse style,dog style any style.

    CONSULATE: Oh dear!!!
    Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.