• For Holi Lovers!

    Kripya Holi wale din... inka wahi matlab samajhiyega jo bachpan mein samajhte the...

    Main geeli ho gayi yaar.

    Aur kahi pe bhi lagalo... bas muh pe mat lagana...

    Don't touch my balloons.

    Kapde mat faad, mein dalwa rahi hun na.

    Achha baba, lo laga lo.

    Awwwww.. you made me wet.

    Ek ek karke lagao yaar.

    Tel laga kar ana, warna nahin jayega.

    Yaar mere gubaare mei chhed hai.

    Hold my pichkari while I blow your balloons.

    She: "Your pichkari is not working".
    He: "Blow it from front and then try again."
  • Damaged Testicle!!!

    Pappu ke right side ki ball kat gayi. Doctor ne operate kiya aur mitti ka bana ke laga diya.

    After two months Pappu went back to doctor and said furiously: Oye doctor nikal bahar teri maa ki aankh, tune mitti ka bana ke laga diya.

    Docto: Kamaal hai, tujhe kaise pata chala?

    Pappu: Pata toh chalna hi jana tha, LEFT side me baal nikal rahe hai, aur bhench** right side me GHAAS nikal rahi hai.
  • Chicken Drumsticks!

    Santa ki party mein dinner karte hue Banta ke paas Jeeto ji aayi aur boli, "Kya Banta ji, aapne toh kuch liya hi nahi," aur chicken ki ek tangri uthha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

    Party khatam hone par Santa ne Banta se puchha, "Oye yaar Banta, khana kaisa tha?"

    Banta, "Dishes toh sabhi badiya thi, par last mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di na uska toh maza hi kuch aur tha, wah yaar mazaa aa gya ."
  • Cleavage or Lungs?

    Ek bachcha ghar pe apn homework kar raha tha tabhi uski pencil neeche gir jaati hai. Vo bachacha apni chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke liye jhukta hai.

    Bachche ka Dad: Chest pe haath kyun rakha????

    Bachha: Dad, Mujhe darr lag raha tha isliye.

    Dad: Darr? Kaisa darr??!!!

    Bachha: School mein madam bina haath rakhe jhuki thi, un ke dono lungs bahar aa gaye the...!!!!