• Cleavage or Lungs?

    Ek bachcha ghar pe apn homework kar raha tha tabhi uski pencil neeche gir jaati hai. Vo bachacha apni chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke liye jhukta hai.

    Bachche ka Dad: Chest pe haath kyun rakha????

    Bachha: Dad, Mujhe darr lag raha tha isliye.

    Dad: Darr? Kaisa darr??!!!

    Bachha: School mein madam bina haath rakhe jhuki thi, un ke dono lungs bahar aa gaye the...!!!!
  • Neighbour's Cat!

    Banta: Why are you hospitalised?

    Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein bataya, usne mujhe bahut maara...

    Banta: Englih mein, aur vo bhi tumne? Aisa kya bola tumne English mein?

    Santa: Control your wife's pussy, she is after my cock...!"
  • Pathan's Interview

    Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:

    CONSULATE: Your name please?
    Pathan: Gul khan.

    CONSLATE: Sex ?
    Pathan: Ten times a week.

    CONSULATE: I mean male or female?
    Pathan: Both male and female and sometimes Camels too.

    CONSULATE: You seem Ugly.
    Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli both sides.

    CONSULATE: Freaky Ass!
    Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay. CONSULATE: Man are you hostile?
    Pathan: Horse style,dog style any style.

    CONSULATE: Oh dear!!!
    Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.
  • Alok Nath Ke Sanskaar

    Teacher to Alok Nath: Wo kya hai jo COW ke paas chaar aur mere paass 2 hain?
    Alok Nath: Madam, Legs.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jo tumhare PANT mein hai aur mere peticoat mein nahin?
    Alok Nath: Ji, Pocket.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jo din mein lene ke bajay raat ko bistar pe lte hain?
    Alok Nath: Ji, Neend.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jo LADKI 1st time karwane par jor se chillati hai.
    Alok Nath: Kaan mein ched.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jiske aadha jaane par dard hota hai par pura jaane par achcha lagta hai?
    Alok Nath: Haathon mein Kangan.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to haath mein pakad kar hilata hai, aur jiske paas na ho toh ongli daal kar hilata hai?Hai.
    Alok Nath: TOOTH BRUSH.

    Ye Hote Hai Sanskaar... BC