• Neighbour's Cat!

    Banta: Why are you hospitalised?

    Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein bataya, usne mujhe bahut maara...

    Banta: Englih mein, aur vo bhi tumne? Aisa kya bola tumne English mein?

    Santa: Control your wife's pussy, she is after my cock...!"
  • Pathan's Interview

    Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:

    CONSULATE: Your name please?
    Pathan: Gul khan.

    CONSLATE: Sex ?
    Pathan: Ten times a week.

    CONSULATE: I mean male or female?
    Pathan: Both male and female and sometimes Camels too.

    CONSULATE: You seem Ugly.
    Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli both sides.

    CONSULATE: Freaky Ass!
    Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay. CONSULATE: Man are you hostile?
    Pathan: Horse style,dog style any style.

    CONSULATE: Oh dear!!!
    Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.
  • Alok Nath Ke Sanskaar

    Teacher to Alok Nath: Wo kya hai jo COW ke paas chaar aur mere paass 2 hain?
    Alok Nath: Madam, Legs.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jo tumhare PANT mein hai aur mere peticoat mein nahin?
    Alok Nath: Ji, Pocket.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jo din mein lene ke bajay raat ko bistar pe lte hain?
    Alok Nath: Ji, Neend.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jo LADKI 1st time karwane par jor se chillati hai.
    Alok Nath: Kaan mein ched.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jiske aadha jaane par dard hota hai par pura jaane par achcha lagta hai?
    Alok Nath: Haathon mein Kangan.

    Mam: Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to haath mein pakad kar hilata hai, aur jiske paas na ho toh ongli daal kar hilata hai?Hai.
    Alok Nath: TOOTH BRUSH.

    Ye Hote Hai Sanskaar... BC
  • Cheapest Contraceptive!

    Santa bada dukhi sa hokar apne ek khaas Doctor dost ke pass jata hai aur apni samasya batata hai.

    Santa: Yaar, koi sasta tareeka batao pregnency rokne ka.

    Doctor: Condom lo.

    Santa: Mahanga hai.

    Doctor: Mala D lo.

    Santa: Ye bhi mahangi hai.

    Doctor: Nasbandi karwa lo.

    Santa: Ye bhi kaafi mehnga hai.

    Doctor, Gusse Se: Abe kamine, kanjoos kahnin ke, tum apni wife ke saath sex karna band kyun nahin kar dete?

    Santa: Ye tarika toh paanch saal se try kar raha hoon phir bhi meri biwi pregnent ho jati hai.