• Cheapest Contraceptive!

    Santa bada dukhi sa hokar apne ek khaas Doctor dost ke pass jata hai aur apni samasya batata hai.

    Santa: Yaar, koi sasta tareeka batao pregnency rokne ka.

    Doctor: Condom lo.

    Santa: Mahanga hai.

    Doctor: Mala D lo.

    Santa: Ye bhi mahangi hai.

    Doctor: Nasbandi karwa lo.

    Santa: Ye bhi kaafi mehnga hai.

    Doctor, Gusse Se: Abe kamine, kanjoos kahnin ke, tum apni wife ke saath sex karna band kyun nahin kar dete?

    Santa: Ye tarika toh paanch saal se try kar raha hoon phir bhi meri biwi pregnent ho jati hai.
  • Uncomfortable Feeling!

    Ek bahut hi khubsoorat and sexy ladki doctor ke pass gayi aur boli: Doctor sahab mnere ko ajeeb si beemari hai.

    Doctor: Kya?

    Ladki: Main jab bhi cigarette peeti hun toh bada uncomfortable feel karti hun. Ek ajeeb si baichaini hoti hai. Jab mein pehla kash leti hoon toh apne shoes utaar deti hun, dusre kash mein socks, teesre kash mein shirt utaar deti hun, fourth kash mein apna lower, aur........

    Doctor beech mein usko tokte hue bola: Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha, ek kaam karo ye lo cigarette ka packet aur aaram se pee kar batao.
  • First Night!!!

    Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.

    Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?

    Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waai ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.

    Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?

    Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.

    Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?

    Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka...
  • Gift Wrap!!!

    A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?

    Shopkeeper (shocked: Madam, aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye, hum toh nahin karte rape.

    The girl returns after sometime: Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hain yahi hota hai, aapk hi karte hain. Please kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai.

    Shopkeeper (embarassed) Madam please, aap aage dekh lijiye.

    Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa toh hai, please kar dijiye na. Shopkeeper (blushing): Arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai... Girl: Wahi toh kah rahi un kab se ki rape karwana hai... rape karwana hai...