• Gift Wrap!!!

    A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?

    Shopkeeper (shocked: Madam, aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye, hum toh nahin karte rape.

    The girl returns after sometime: Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hain yahi hota hai, aapk hi karte hain. Please kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai.

    Shopkeeper (embarassed) Madam please, aap aage dekh lijiye.

    Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa toh hai, please kar dijiye na. Shopkeeper (blushing): Arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai... Girl: Wahi toh kah rahi un kab se ki rape karwana hai... rape karwana hai...
  • Mera Number Kab Ayega?

    Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.

    Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?

    Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai.
  • When I was a Kid...

    Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:

    PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;

    SEX ka matlab GENDER hota tha;

    BITCH was a FEMALE DOG;

    DICK ek cartton movie ka naam tha;

    BANG was a SOUND;

    RUBBER was nothin but an ERASER;

    ASS was an ANIMAL;

    SCREW was just a fixing TOOL;

    HEAD ka matla SAR hota tha;

    BALLS meant cricket balls, tennis balls, Volly Ball or FOOTBALL...;

    NUTS meant DRYFRUITS;

    and when I met you all, my friends... meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi!!!!
  • Good News or Bad News???

    Wife: Ek baat bolun???

    Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...

    Wife: Maaroge to nahi?

    Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?

    Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?

    Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.

    Wife: Main pregnant hun.

    Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???

    Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi...
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