• First Night!!!

    Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.

    Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?

    Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waai ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.

    Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?

    Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.

    Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?

    Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka...
  • Gift Wrap!!!

    A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?

    Shopkeeper (shocked: Madam, aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye, hum toh nahin karte rape.

    The girl returns after sometime: Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hain yahi hota hai, aapk hi karte hain. Please kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai.

    Shopkeeper (embarassed) Madam please, aap aage dekh lijiye.

    Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa toh hai, please kar dijiye na. Shopkeeper (blushing): Arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai... Girl: Wahi toh kah rahi un kab se ki rape karwana hai... rape karwana hai...
  • Mera Number Kab Ayega?

    Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.

    Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?

    Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai.
  • When I was a Kid...

    Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:

    PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;

    SEX ka matlab GENDER hota tha;

    BITCH was a FEMALE DOG;

    DICK ek cartton movie ka naam tha;

    BANG was a SOUND;

    RUBBER was nothin but an ERASER;

    ASS was an ANIMAL;

    SCREW was just a fixing TOOL;

    HEAD ka matla SAR hota tha;

    BALLS meant cricket balls, tennis balls, Volly Ball or FOOTBALL...;

    NUTS meant DRYFRUITS;

    and when I met you all, my friends... meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi!!!!