• Extra Bed!

    Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.

    Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please de dijiye, hamare ghar kuch guests aa gaye hain.

    Padosi: Hamare pass 2 hi charpai hain. Ek per mein aur mera ptaji sote hain. Dusri per maa aur meri biwi...

    Aadmi: Saalon, charpai mat do per sona to sikh lo...
  • Half Sisters!

    Pappu: Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai.

    Santa: Wow kaun hai vo kushnasib ladki?

    Pappu:- Pinky, apne Padosi Gupta ji ki Beti.

    Santa: Ohh no beta, mein tumhe kuch batana chahta hun but tum promise karo mummy ko nahi bataoge.

    Pappu: Promise nahi bataunga.

    Santa: Actually Pinky tumhari sister hai.

    Ye sun kar Pappu ne pinky ko bhula diya aur phir 2 mahine baad...

    Pappu: Papa mujhe phirse ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai, aur vo ladki bahut hot hai.

    Santa: Wow! Ye to bahut achchi baat hai. Kaun hai vo ladki ?

    Pappu: Rashmi, Apne padosi Vermaji ki beti.

    Santa: Ohh no phir se, beta Rashmi bhi tumhari behan hai.

    Pappu pagal hone laga tha, usne tang aakar rote huye apni mummy se kaha: Meine 6 ladkiyo se pyar kiya lekin sab papa ki betiyaan nikali.

    Preeto: Aale aale, mera bachcha ro mat tu kisi se bhi pyar kar, tu unki mat sun vo tumhare papa nahi hai...
  • Biwi Ho Toh Aisi!

    Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai.

    Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.

    Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.

    Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...!

    Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!"
  • Idli Maker!!!

    Ek din Banta apni wife Preeto ko khush karne ke liye idlis bana raha tha.

    Wife: Arre wah darling, kya first-class idli bani hain. Ek baat batao tum itni achchi aur badi idlis kaise banate ho?

    Banta: Oye, mere paas idli banane wala ek bada khaas type ka kapda hai. Yeh Dekho....

    Wife: Haraamkhor yeh idli kapda nahin meri BRA hai....