• Lady Secretary's interview:

    Interviewer: Tumhari abilities kya hain?

    Girl: Young hun, Dynamic hun, Sincere hun, Honest hun, Hardworking hun, Qualified hun, Experienced hun, Deserving hun, Typing janti hun, File sahi rakhti hun, Computer mein expert hun, thoda accounts bhi janti hun.

    Boss: Aur kuch?

    Girl: Disease free aur healthy hun, Copper- T lagayi hai, 7 positions aati hai, 69 mein Expert hun, aur Sabse important baat: Apne flat me akeli rehti hun...!

    Boss: Bas kar pagli, ab kya joining ke Din hi promotion bhi legi!!!
  • Child's Custody!

    Husband and Wife in Court Discussion.
    The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child?

    Wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour I brought the child into this world with Pain and Labour, so it should be in My Custody."

    The Judge turns to Husband and says, "What do You have to say in your defence?"

    The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says, "Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"

    Yeh sunke Wife replied, "Judge Sahab... Bartan Mera... Doodh bhi mera... aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se dahi bana toh phir wo dahi kiska? Mera ya 2 boond daalne wale ka?"

    Husband replied, "Typewriter mein kagaz maine daala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, phir chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?"

    Frustrated Judge, gusse mein, "Abey saale agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta toh ye noubat hi na aati.
  • Successful Eye Surgery

    Eyes ke operation ke baad doctor ki fees bachane ke chakkar mein babu ji bole, "Doctor sahab mujhe kuch dikh nahin raha."

    Doctor: Babu ji apni aankhien band kar lijiye aur phir dobara se dheere dheere kholiye."

    Babu: Doctor sahab mujhe ab bhi kuch dikhai nahi de raha."

    Doctor apni nurse ko Babu ji ke samne kapde utarne ke liye kehta hai.

    Babu: "Mujhe kuch bhi nazar nahi aa raha."

    Doctor apni nurse ko taange kholney ke liye kehta hai.

    Babu: "Doctor sahab mujhe such mein kuch nahi nazar aa raha hai."

    Doctor: "Abey chutiya samjha hai kya, kuch nazar nahi aa raha toh ye neeche erection kaise aur kyun ho rahi hai?"
  • Safe Kiss!!!

    Boy: Can I Kiss you?

    Girl: Condom laye ho?

    Boy: Kiss k liye condom???

    Girl: Sharif to aise ban rahe ho jaise kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!!!
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