• Safe Kiss!!!

    Boy: Can I Kiss you?

    Girl: Condom laye ho?

    Boy: Kiss k liye condom???

    Girl: Sharif to aise ban rahe ho jaise kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!!!
  • For My Future Spouse

    Boy: I want to be in a relationship.

    Girl: It's okay but under one condition.

    Boy: Which one ?

    Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.

    Boy: That's okay, I also have my condition.

    Girl: Which one ?

    Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!

    Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye... Arre I was kidding jaanu...