|Boy: Can I Kiss you?|
Girl: Condom laye ho?
Boy: Kiss k liye condom???
Girl: Sharif to aise ban rahe ho jaise kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!!!
|Boy: I want to be in a relationship.|
Girl: It's okay but under one condition.
Boy: Which one ?
Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.
Boy: That's okay, I also have my condition.
Girl: Which one ?
Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!
Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye... Arre I was kidding jaanu...