|This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home.|
He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour."
"Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, and hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife.
She calls him on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half."
The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice. "What should I do?" he asks.
The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"
"Yes," the man replied. "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the Dotor. The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper."
|A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.|
He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the goat and sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell."
|Reunion is when you get up in the morning and tell your wife you are going to work.|
Instead you go to your neighbour's wife to make love to her.
Her husband comes and knocks on the door.
You go under the bed.
The husband enters the bedroom.
Feeling uneasy, the wife excuses herself to go to market to buy food items.
The husband takes advantage of the wife's absence to call your wife.
Your wife quickly arrives and they make love.
Suddenly his wife who had excused herself to go to the market turned back halfway forgetting the list of food items at home and knocks on the door.
You're still under the bed.
Your wife rushes to hide under the bed.
This is REUNION...
|At 85 years of age, Rusi married Jeroo, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jeroo decides that after their wedding she and Rusi should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.|
After the wedding festivities Jeroo prepares herself for bed and the expected knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Rusi, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Rusi takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jeroo hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Rusi, Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Jeroo consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Rusi kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Rusi is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action".
And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Rusi gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Rustom."
Rustom, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jeroo and says, "You mean I was here already?"
The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has Its advantages.