• Medical Discussion

    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart.​

    He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.​

    One student said to his friend,​ "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.Those people walk just like that."

    The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."​

    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him And one of the students said to him,​ "We're medical students and couldn't help But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"​

    The old man said,​ "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."​

    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."​

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."​

    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."​

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."​

    So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"​

    The old man said,​ "I thought it was G A S - but I was wrong, too!"​
  • Man of Few Words

    The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to his last visitation.

    His hostess, noting that he looked tired, asked with concern, "A spot of tea, Bishop?"

    "No, thank you," he managed. "No tea."

    "Ah," she said. "Coffee, then?"

    "No coffee either, thank you."

    In the spirit of intrigue, she leaned closer and murmured, "I could bring you a scotch and soda in a dark mug?"

    "My dear, this is my last word: NO soda."
  • Beretta Pistol Testimonial

    This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

    What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?
    A Beretta Jetfire testimonial. Here is her story in her own words:

    "While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlements and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12 foot alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

    "If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The 'gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

    "It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible."

    "His insurance was the big bonus. I'm comfortable now."
  • The Church Gossip

    Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence and distance.

    She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

    She emphatically told Frank, (and several others), that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing!

    Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He simply said nothing.

    Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home... and left it there all night.

    You gotta love Frank!