• Never Forget The Gift!

    The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner.

    The old man was rather irritated when he discovered that none of the boys had bothered to bring a gift, and after the meal, he drew them aside.

    "You're all grown men," he said, "and old enough to hear this. Your mother and I have never been legally married."

    "What?" gasped one of the sons. "Do you mean to say we're all bastards?"

    "Yes," snapped the old man, "and cheap ones, too!"
  • Jija Aur Saali...

    Jija Aur Saali Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Rahe The.

    Sali: Jija ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phayda Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karoge Na?

    Jija: Dikhta Nahi Ki Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai, Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur balti Hai. Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta Hoon.

    Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte, Agar Aap Danda Gaad Ke Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho, Mujhe Toh Sach Mein Aapse Bahut Darr Lag Raha Hhai.........
  • Where's My Car????

    A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

    The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy.

    "What the heck are you doing ?" he asks the drunk.

    "I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he replies.

    "So how does feeling the roof help you ?" asks the puzzled manager.

    "Well," replies the drunk earnestly, "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!"
  • Husband & Wife Short Jokes

    Husband: Darling!!! Tumhara Naam Haath Pe Likhu Ya Dil Pe??
    Wife: Idhar Udhar Kyun Likhte Ho ? Agar Sachcha Pyar Karte Ho Toh Seedha Apne Property Ke Papers Pe Likho !!!
    Moral: Biwi Ke Saamne Style Nahin Maarnr Ka.

    Prabhu... Yeh Kya Moh-Maya Hai?
    Apna Bachcha Roye, Toh Dil Mein Drd Hota Hai Aur Doosre Ka Roye, Toh Sir Mein!
    Apni Biwi Roye, Toh Sir Mein Dard Hota Hai Aur Doosre Ki Roye, Toh Dil Mein....
    Sab Prabhu Ki Maya Hai.

    A Man Praying in Kumbh Mela:
    Hey Prabhu, Nyaye Karo...
    Hey Prabhu, Nyaye Karo...
    Hamesha Bhai-Bhai Bichhadte Hain Is Kumbh Ke Mele Mein...
    Kabhi Pati-Patni Pe Bhi Try Karo!!!!

    Wife: Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote, Main Aapko Save Karti Aur Jab Dil Chahta Ta Padh Leti.
    Husband: Kanjoos Hee Rahiyo, Save Hee Karke Rakhiyo, Apni Kisi Saheli Ko Forward Na Kariyo!!!
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