Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best res...
An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic ...
The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
To...
In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other...
A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice ...
A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight:
Light when first found...
A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.
Gentlemen, I have bee...
Gabbar was more than just a ruthless Dacoit he was also a management and marketing genius. Just have a look at all that we can learn from his ent...
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
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This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the g...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that...
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...