• Traffic Camera

    An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.

    The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly.... another flash.

    He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. So, he made a note to himself to contact the traffic department and tell them that their machine was messed up.

    A few weeks later, the off duty police officer received an envelope from the police department containing three traffic citations, each of them were for not wearing a seat belt.
  • A Hard Pill to Swallow

    A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.

    "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

    The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.

    The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water, "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."
  • Always Wear a Helmet

    After completion of my B.Tech from an average college I got a decent job in a reputed company as a Software Engineer.

    Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting girl rejected me upfront because she didn't liked my Job and of course I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.

    After 3 years, I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looked out of the car and briefly looked at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, she moves her eyes away!

    At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 4 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.

    So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

    Issued in the public interest by an honest Software Engineer.
  • Final Law Exam

    FINAL LAW EXAM PAPER (extracted from a real exam)

    A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a 2016 Range Rover.

    The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her Range Rover.

    The woman with the Volvo called her husband, he replied that he was busy, that she should try fix up things and that they will meet later at home.

    The lady with the Range Rover called her boyfriend and said "sweetheart someone just hit the birthday gift you gave me, I am so angry, please come over."

    Few minutes later her boyfriend arrived. Guess what? He is the husband to the lady with the Volvo car.

    Discuss the possible legal consequences for all 3 parties... (20 Marks)