|While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.|
"Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"
Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.
The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about.
His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached the package to their backs.
"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't those parachutes?"
The pilot said they were.
The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?"
"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."
|One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots' cockpit when he saw a book entitled: How to Fly an Aeroplane? For Beginners - Volume One|
He opened the first page which said: To start the engine, press the red button. He did so and the airplane engine started.
He was happy and opened the next page: To set airplane moving press the blue button.
He did so and the aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.
He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read - To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button.
He did this and the plane started to fly.
He was excited!!!
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page.
He fainted after reading the instruction....
The fourth page read: To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookshop!!!
|A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming:|
Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by O Pamuk
Boy: No, I want that book of hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FORYOU?"
Girl: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" Girish K
Boy: Fine, but don't forget to bring the new Retail Management guide "CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school.
Girl: I will also bring you a new one titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by C. Bhagat
Dad: Those books are too many, will he read them all?
Girl: Yes Dad, he is very smart & intelligent.
Dad: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "OLD MEN ARE NOT STUPID" by Robin Sharma!
|Doctor Depression Ke Patient Se: Ji Mam, Bataiye, Kya Takleef Hai?|
Lady Patient: Doctor Sahab, Dimaag Mein Bahut Hi Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aate Hain, Rukte Hi Nahin.
Doctor: Kab Aate Hai, Yeh Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aur Kahan Aate Hai?
Lady Patient: Doctor Ji, Kabhi Bhi Aa Jaate Hain.... Aur Kahin Bhi...
Doctor: Achcha Batao Kaise Vichaar Aate Hain?
Lady Patient: Abhi Ki Hi Baat Lo... Jab Main Yahan Aayi Toh Aapke OPD Mein Ek Bhi Patient Nahin Thaa. Toh Main Sochne Lagi Ki Doctor Sahab Ke Paas Koi Bhi Patient Nahin Hai... Inki Kamai Kaise Hogi... Aur Kamaai Nahin Hogi Toh Ghar Kaise Chalega. Itna Paisa Kharch Kiya Hoga Studies Pe... Ab Kya Karenge.. Hospital Banaane Mein Bhi Bahut Paisaa Lagaya Hoga, Ab Loan Ki EMI Kaise Bharenge ? Apne Bachchon Ki Studies Ki Liya Kahan Se Paisa Layenge... Kahin Kisanon Ki Tarah Suicide Toh Nahin Kar Lenge... Ek Din...!! Bas Doctor Sahab Aise Hi Kuch Bhi Vichaar Aate Rehte Hain Man Mein...
Ab Doctor Depression Mein Hai.