Job Applicant: "I`m looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer: "I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants."
Applicant: "That...
Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...
A Hindu, a Muslim and a Santa were discussing the marvellous achievements of their own brands of surgery. Said the Hindu, "I know of a Vaidji who...
Apple iPhone6 in India...
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A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...
Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?
I replied: I don`t know, Love...
Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world`s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of ...
Fred was having trouble with a drinking problem and swore that he would correct it with sheer willpower. He had decided to walk straight past the...
An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered,...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike ...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that...
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...