• Blondes Deptt.

    Blondes Deptt.
    The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

    So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department.

    The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.

    They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos -- after all, they now had their own department at the university.

    So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department, which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D."
  • Extremely efficient!

    Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried.
    Turning to the other two engineers, he said, `At Wipro, we are trained to be extremely thorough.`
    The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
    He turned and said, `At TCS, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.`
    The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, `At INFY we don`t pee on our hands.`
  • Nurse`s Revenge

    Nurse`s Revenge
    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

    The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.

    Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.

    "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
  • Sun bath

    The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.
    "That`s okay with me, honey," says her husband. "I`ll go get some wood for the fire."
    About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has been painted green, the other red and her bottom is blue.
    "What on earth happened to you dear?" he asks.
    "Some of those rednecks from town came over and told me they don`t allow any nakedness around these parts. Then they gave me this paint job!"
    "Those troublemakers! I`ll fix them!" the husband shouts.
    He rides into town and finds the rednecks in a bar.
    "Who is the jerk who painted my wife red, green and blue!" he shouts.
    A huge man, about 6` 8", steps forward, a shotgun in his hands.
    "I did it," he bellows.
    "What you got to say about it?"
    The husband answers meekly, "I just wanted you to know the first coat of paint is dry."