|Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates.... Some weird answers....|
Q - Tell us about yourself ?
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.
Q - What are your expectations ?
A - Salary.
Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?
A - Staying awake after lunch !!
Q - Why do you want to join our company ?
A - Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home....
Q - What attracts you to our company ?
A - The receptionist !!
Q - Why you left your previous job ?
A - Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!!
Q - Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?
A - Yes... but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!
|Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place.|
When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her.
His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying.
She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"
|Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete...|
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished.
Then I finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Black label, half a bottle of rum, two beers, 1/2 cream cake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how fabulous I am feeling now.
Please send this one to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
God Bless The Guru.
|Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI.|
Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:
1: Bin Sleepin
2: Bin Drinkin
3: Bin Fightin
The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, anywhere in the neighborhood.
Police are very confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the community. No further information available.