• Banta's Date

    Banta's Date
    A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his butt, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

    The cop says, "What the hell is going on?"

    The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."

    The cop says, "That's not going to make him puke."

    She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."
  • Deep Mines

    Deep Mines
    Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.

    The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.

    The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?

    Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."

    The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"

    On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.

    The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?

    Santa says, "Oh sure."

    The boss asks how deep underground he worked.

    Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."

    The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"

    Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"
  • Santa`s Dream

    Santa`s Dream
    Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.

    Doctor: What was your dream about?

    Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!

    Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?

    Santa: I was running in a hall way.

    Doctor: Then what happened?

    Santa: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

    Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

    Santa: Yes it did.

    Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

    Santa: It said "Pull"
  • Funny Questions and Answers

    What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
    Think...
    Tired?
    "Domi doesn't know"

    One more!
    What is the opposite of 'Pizza Hut' ?
    Tired again?
    Pizza hatna mat"
    Ok, another one!

    What is the opposite of 'Gopalakrishnan' ?
    Keep thinking...
    It's 'Come-Palakrishnan'

    Stop banging your head! Last one...
    What is the opposite of "Subramanium Sawmi" ?
    Gave up?
    Subramanium didn't see me!

    Ok, ok, last one promise...
    What is the opposite of Jogeshwari ?
    Jogesh don't worry.
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