• The Truth Be Told

    A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home.

    When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.

    He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers can not and do not lie. So, he had an idea : he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent.

    He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, "How many children do you have ?"

    He answered, "12 children."

    The agent asked, "Where are the others ?"

    The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their mother."

    And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.

    MORAL: It is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words. Lawyers don't lie... they are creative.
  • Diet for Weight Loss

    Needing to shed a few kilos, Santa and Jeeto, went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. They followed the instructions extremely closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for their individual portions.

    They felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful; they had never felt better, nor did they ever feel hungry.

    As time progressed, Santa and Jeeto realized that they were, in fact, putting on weight and not losing it. They decided that they ought to check the detail of the recipes just one more time. It was then that they found their error.

    There, in small print, Santa and Jeeto saw, to their horror: 'Serves 6'
  • Epic Jokes on Maggi Ban

    Always felt there was something wrong with MAGGIE, having such a feminine name and getting ready in "two minutes"?
    Highly suspicious.

    The amount of Maggi Noodles we have eaten, if it really contained that much lead, the men would be Natraj HB pencils by now and the ladies would have turned to Apsaras!

    Breaking News:
    Khatron Ke Khiladi Ke Next Season Mein Ek Task Mein Maggi Khilayi Jayegi!

    Maggi Ke Peeche Sab Pade Hain, Koi Darru Ke Samples Bhi Check Kre,
    Aaj-Kal Saali Chad Hi Nahi Rhi !

    Saala Daaru Toh Bas Naam Se Badnaam Hai,
    Warna Kidney Kharab Toh Maggi Ne Bhi Ki Hai!

    The new Statutory Warning, censor board may issue: Maggi consumption may be injurious to health.

    Ek Maggi Hi Aesi Female Thi Jo Do Minute Mein Ready Ho Jaati Thi...
    Ab Uspar Bhi Rok Lag Gayi!

    Agar 'Maggi' Band Ho Gayi Toh Sabsey Jyada Pareshaani Un Ladkiyon Ko Hogi Jo Apne 'Biodata' Mei Likhti Hain....
    I Like cooking...

    Hum Bharatiyon Ka Oil Mein Doobey Bhture/Samose, Paseene Vaale Paani Ke Goalgappe, Bird Flu Vaale Murge Baal Bhi Baanka Nahim Kar Sake, Toh Maggi Ki LEAD Kya Bigaad Legi!

    Bhikari: Khane Ko Kuchh De Do Behen.
    Behen: 2 Minutes Ruko Bhai.
    Bhikari: Bhago Bhai, Yeh Toh Maggi Bana Rahi Hai!

    Maggi Par Ban Lagne Ke Baad Ek Facebook Status: Cooking Daliya With Riya and 47 Others

    Bharat Mein Maggi Bechne Ka Ab Ek Hee Tarika Hai: Iski Advertisement Mein Mein Liha Jaaye - Kesryukt Maggi.

    Maggi Par Pratibndh Lagne Par Akhil Bhartiya Bachelore Sangh Ne Aapaat Baithak Bulaai Hai. Mudda Tha Ki Agar Raat 2 Baje Bhukh Lage Toh Bechaare Bachelors Kya Karein???
    Sarkar Ghiri.

    Ab Ekta Kapoor Ke Serial Mein Jehar Ki Jagah Maggi Istemal Ki Jaayegi.
  • The Unfaithful Husband !

    Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.

    When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.

    "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"

    Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.

    Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread."