|Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya.|
Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uske Friend Bunty Ne Us Se Pucha: Kya Hua Yaar, Ro Kyu Raha Hai?
Pappu: Yaar Mere Saath Bahut Bada Dhokha Hua Hai, Aur Vo Bhi Daddy Ne Kiya.
Bunty: Kyun? Kya Kiya Unhone?
Pappu: Yaar Paison Ki Jarurat Thi, So Unko Bola Ki Books Ke Liye Paise Bhej Do.
Pappu: Toh Kya, Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di...
|Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming.|
Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple should not be married'. His reception wasn't disrupted by streakers or smoke-bombs, and the car the couple was to take on their honeymoon was in perfect working order.
When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room, Bill even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that he had come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.
Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Bill called down to room service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."
At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make that five."
|Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya.|
Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli.
Teacher: Tumhara Ladka Bada Hi Nalayak Ho Gaya, Jitna Faltu Ki Baton Mein Dimaag Lagata Hai Utna Study Pe Lagana Chahiye.
Santa: Madam Ji, Kya Ho Gaya Kyu Itna Gussa Kar Rahe Ho?
Teacher: Ye Dekho Vo Fail Hai. English Mein 14, Math Mein 17, Science Mein 18, SST Mein 11, Total 60.
Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Kuch Pal Sochne Ke Bad Bola.
Santa: Wah Madam, Total Mein Toh Chha Gaya Apna Puttar..., Aur Kamaal Ki Baat Yeh Hai Ki Is Subject Ki Toh Tution Bhi Nahi Rakhi Thi.
|Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu|
Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
Double Extra Special Paani Puri : 40 Rs.
Triple Extra Special Paani Puri : 50 Rs.
Multi Special Paani Puri : 60 Rs.
Special 'Sunday' Paani Puri : 100 Rs.
Maine Socha Ki Daily Alag Alag Paani Puri Khaunga Aur Dektha Hun Ki Kya Difference Hai. Par Mujhe Taste Mein Sabhi Ek Jaise Lage, Koi Difference Nahin Laga.
Maine Pucha: Bhaiya, Sabhi Paani Puri Ka Taste Toh Ek Jaisa Hi Hai Phir Ye Alag Alag Price Kyun Hai ?
Paani Puri Wala:
Sahab, Paani Puri Matalab Paani Puri Sirf 5 Rs.
Special Paani Puri Matalab - 'Sirf Chammach Dhoya Hua.'
Extra Special Paani Puri Matalab - 'Chammach Aur Dish Dono Hi Dhoye Hue.'
Double Special Paani Puri Matalab - 'Paani Puri Dene Ke Pahele Haath Bhi Dhoye Hue.'
Itna Bolkar Wo Paani Puri Wala Chup Ho Gya...
Par Mujse Raha Nahi Gaya Meine Puch Hi Liya" Aur Ye Sunday Special Matalab??
Paani Puri Wala: Vo Sahab, Sunday Ko Mein Nahata Hu, Isliye Sunday Special.