|A man and hise wife went for shopping to get new sarees for wife.|
After seeing numerous sarees she shortlisted around 100 and further brought down to 25.
Out of those 25 she finally asked her husband to choose 5 sarees among them.
Then she finally picked up one saree and It took almost three hours for his wife to finalise.
The husband settled the bill and commented: Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have to waste too much of time.
Ultimate comment by wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of eve.
|At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.|
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman, Alita, carrying a child. She started walking towards the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos: The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked Alita, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
Alita replied, "We can't hear anything in the back...!!!"
|The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to his last visitation.|
His hostess, noting that he looked tired, asked with concern, "A spot of tea, Bishop?"
"No, thank you," he managed. "No tea."
"Ah," she said. "Coffee, then?"
"No coffee either, thank you."
In the spirit of intrigue, she leaned closer and murmured, "I could bring you a scotch and soda in a dark mug?"
"My dear, this is my last word, "NO soda."
|Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jab Bhi Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar... Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Seedha Karta Hoon... Phir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar Seedha Karta Hoon Tab Kamar Mein Dard Hota Hai.|
Doctor, Hairani Se: Abe Agar Aisa Karne Se Dard Hota Hai Toh Tu Aisa Drama Karta Hi Kyun Hai?
Santa, Badi Hi Masoomiyat Se: Toh Kya Main Ab Underwear Bhi Na Pahnu?