select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike ...|
|A youngster rushed into a barber`s shop and asked to be given a haircut and a shave immediately. "You wait your turn young man," said the barber,...|
|A TOUGH Haryanvi peasant swaggered into a restaurant and ordered for empty tumbler and a lemon. He asked everyone to look as he squeezed the lemo...|
|Kabir: Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,|
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa k...
|Since the army is gradually talking over more and more functions of the police, there is much heartburning in police circles. A constable who cou...|
|When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents` conversation. He didn`t say anything until a week lat...|
|Ek din husband apne ghar ki light theek kar raha tha. Usne apni wife ko awaaz lagai: Sonu ki mummy.... sunti ho... idhar toh aana ek minute ki ly...|
|A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"|
"Ya," replied the man.
|A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two bus...|
|Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.|
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...|
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
|Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...|
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|