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Beware of a Lover!

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".

1. Save time.

2. Can sleep well.

3. Don't have to bother about missed calls.

4. Don't have to worry about how you look.

5. Can eat in any restaurant.

6. No boring SMS in the middle of night.

7. Can talk with all girls.

8. You won't hear `aaw.. You are dull today`.

9. Can go anywhere with any one.

10. Don't have to listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- You will live a long life... So be aware of LOVER!

Kanjoos Lovers...

A kanjoos boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl

Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein ek SIKKA phenk dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.

Lekin ladka sikka phenne ke ek ghante baad aaya aur kuch pareshaan bhi tha.

Girl: Itni der kyo laga di?

Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND raha tha.

Girl: Pagal wo tho 'DHAAGA BAANDH' ke phenka tha, tabhi waapas kheench liya tha...

Happy Mother's Day!

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was wrong.

"Nothing," said the woman.

Not buying it, he asked again, "Seriously, what's wrong?"

"Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as 'Thank you.'"

"Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift."

"Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."

Pappu's Future Plans

Pappu ko hamesha apne papa se daant padti rehti thi kyunki vo studies mein below average tha.

Ek din jab dono ek saath baith kar TV dekh rahe the tab achanak Pappu bola: Papa! Dekhna jab main business karunga na, toh achche achchon ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.

Santa, hairaani se: Achcha!!! Wo kaise?

Pappu haste hua bola: Gol-Gappe bechkar....

Quotes

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.