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Stupid Salesman!!!

A travelling salesman's car breaks down on a deserted road, and he seeks refuge from the evening storm at a nearby farmhouse.

The farmer, being a kindly soul, says to the man that he can spend the night and they'll sort his car out in the morning.

"There's only one small problem," says the farmer, "We don't have much room, so y'all will have to either sleep on the couch, or share the spare bedroom with Baby."

Thoughts of middle-of-the-night crying, early-morning nappy changing and all those other unpleasant things that come with sharing a room with a strange baby spring to mind, so the salesman agrees to sleep on the couch.

The next morning, he walks into the kitchen in the hopes of scoring some breakfast, and he sees this absolutely stunning, hot blonde busy making coffee. She turns around when he walks in and coos, "Hi, I'm Baby, who are you?"

He replies, "I'm the stupid salesman who just spent the whole of last night alone on the couch!!"

Having a Bad Day!

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric socket.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.

Enforcing The Rules

Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, a recent college graduate trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.

One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.

Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?"

The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company."

Being Possible !!!

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.

"A football player."

"A doctor."

"An astronaut."

"The president."

"A fireman."

"A teacher."

"A race car driver."

Everyone that is, except Little Johnny. The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still.

So she said to him, "Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Possible" Little Johnny replied.

"Possible?" asked the teacher.

"Yes," Little Johnny said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."

Quotes

The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.

Trivia

Mary Gibbs (voice of Boo in Monsters Inc.) was too young to sit to record her lines, so they followed her around with a mike.

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.