Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....
Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar, maine aapka namak khaya hai.
Gabbar: Safed namak ya kala namak?
Gabbar: Iodine tha kya usame?
Gabbar: Free flowing hai kya?
Kaaliya: Jee haan...
Gabbar: ISI mark hai kya?
Gabbar: 'Dukan' se liya ya 'Super Market' se ya sarkaari depot se?
Kaaliya: Gaon walo ne diya tha sardaar.
Gabbar: MRP dekha tha kya?
Gabbar: Expiry date bhi dekhi thi kya?
Kaaliya: Haan sardaar..
Gabbar: Tata tha ya Captain Cook?
Kaaliya: Sardar, main Namak Haram hoon... mujhe goli mar do.
Bobby walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, "Well, seems you're in a really good mood tonight, hmm?"
Bobby says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!"
The bartender congratulates him and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives and Bobby comes back into the bar and says, "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your paycheck!"
Bobby looks at the bartender with a wondrous look on his face, pulls out a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says, "You mean they'll PAY me too?"
Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko, jo bus stop pe khadi thi, ghar chorne chala gaya.
Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne ladke ka shukriya kiya aur boli: Beta raat bohut ho gai hai, tum yahin BITTU ke kamre me so jao!
Ladka bola: Nahin aunty mein yahin SOFA par so jaunga.
Agle din Subah ek bohut hi sundar, hot ladki chai le kar aai.
Ladka: Aap kaun ho.......??
Ladki: Me BITTU hun. Aap kaun.....??
Ladka: Main saala ullu ka pattha....
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!"
Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
Decriminalizing means use is moved out of criminal courts and into a special court where each offender's unique situation is judged by legal experts, psychologists, and social workers. Treatment and further action is decided in these courts, where addicts and drug use is treated as a public health service rather than referring it to the justice system.