• A Smart Salesman

    A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

    The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

    The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo."

    The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

    After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"

    The Aussie said, "One!"

    The manager groaned and continued, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

    "Pound 188,427.55"

    The manager choked and exclaimed, "Pound 188,427.55!!! What the hell did you sell him???"

    "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.

    "Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x4."

    The manager, incredulous, said, "You mean to tell me... a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?"

    "No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said... "Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing."
  • Alia Bhatt Does it Again

    Once Alia Bhatt was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

    Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

    Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace.

    Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt... !!!
  • Mom Knows Everything

    5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Awww ! I Love you Too.......

    16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Sorry ! I Have no money...

    21 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Hmmmmm... who is she and where she lives ?
    Moral: Mom knows everything.

    But the Best is...
    35 yr old man: Mom I love you.
    Mom: I told you before itself, don't marry that girl....

    And the award winning one...
    55 yr old man: Mom I love you...
    Mom: Son I will not sign any paper...
  • Arnab Special!

    After Alok Nath & Alia Bhatt, it's Arnab Goswami series.

    After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG ?
    So he created ARNAB GOSWAMI.

    Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win.

    If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group building.

    Arnab Goswami is inversly proportional to Manmohan Singh.

    If you find Arnab Goswami's pic with his mouth closed, then that camera has a very good shutter speed.

    Arnab Goswami is fluent in English & weak in grammer becoz he does not use full stop or comma.

    From the moon you can see the great wall of china and hear Arnab Goswami shouting "The nation wants to know."

    Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from newshour could weaken the structure and intercept signals.

    When Arnab Goswami says, "I will speak now," everyone looks puzzled, wondering who was speaking till now?

    Whats the similarity between Arnab Goswami & Google?

    Both interrupt you before you complete the sentence.