• Epic Jokes on Maggi Ban

    Always felt there was something wrong with MAGGIE, having such a feminine name and getting ready in "two minutes"?
    Highly suspicious.

    The amount of Maggi Noodles we have eaten, if it really contained that much lead, the men would be Natraj HB pencils by now and the ladies would have turned to Apsaras!

    Breaking News:
    Khatron Ke Khiladi Ke Next Season Mein Ek Task Mein Maggi Khilayi Jayegi!

    Maggi Ke Peeche Sab Pade Hain, Koi Darru Ke Samples Bhi Check Kre,
    Aaj-Kal Saali Chad Hi Nahi Rhi !

    Saala Daaru Toh Bas Naam Se Badnaam Hai,
    Warna Kidney Kharab Toh Maggi Ne Bhi Ki Hai!

    The new Statutory Warning, censor board may issue: Maggi consumption may be injurious to health.

    Ek Maggi Hi Aesi Female Thi Jo Do Minute Mein Ready Ho Jaati Thi...
    Ab Uspar Bhi Rok Lag Gayi!

    Agar 'Maggi' Band Ho Gayi Toh Sabsey Jyada Pareshaani Un Ladkiyon Ko Hogi Jo Apne 'Biodata' Mei Likhti Hain....
    I Like cooking...

    Hum Bharatiyon Ka Oil Mein Doobey Bhture/Samose, Paseene Vaale Paani Ke Goalgappe, Bird Flu Vaale Murge Baal Bhi Baanka Nahim Kar Sake, Toh Maggi Ki LEAD Kya Bigaad Legi!

    Bhikari: Khane Ko Kuchh De Do Behen.
    Behen: 2 Minutes Ruko Bhai.
    Bhikari: Bhago Bhai, Yeh Toh Maggi Bana Rahi Hai!

    Maggi Par Ban Lagne Ke Baad Ek Facebook Status: Cooking Daliya With Riya and 47 Others

    Bharat Mein Maggi Bechne Ka Ab Ek Hee Tarika Hai: Iski Advertisement Mein Mein Liha Jaaye - Kesryukt Maggi.

    Maggi Par Pratibndh Lagne Par Akhil Bhartiya Bachelore Sangh Ne Aapaat Baithak Bulaai Hai. Mudda Tha Ki Agar Raat 2 Baje Bhukh Lage Toh Bechaare Bachelors Kya Karein???
    Sarkar Ghiri.

    Ab Ekta Kapoor Ke Serial Mein Jehar Ki Jagah Maggi Istemal Ki Jaayegi.
  • The Unfaithful Husband !

    Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.

    When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.

    "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"

    Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.

    Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread."
  • Wine is Better than Water

    A Glass of Wine Better than Water

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop annually. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Shit.
  • One Liners about India

    If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper!

    India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday.

    If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile.

    If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something you are in India.

    The only country where people fight to be termed 'Backward'.

    In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste.

    An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors!- vicious circle indeed.

    Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it.

    And where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets you arrested, while raping does not.