|A man goes into a bar, he's really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer.|
"What's wrong?" The barman asks him.
"Lawyers are assholes!" he exclaims.
A huge redneck sitting next to him gets up, prods him on the shoulder and slurs, "Mister, ah take exception to that!"
Looking him up-and-down the man is confused. "Why? Are you a Lawyer?" he asks.
"Nope!" replies the redneck. "I'm an asshole!"
|Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:|
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
2 Saal Baad Uske Yahan Phir 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Is Baar Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Dariya Khan
2) Samandar Khan
3) Sailaab Khan
Next Time Phir Se 3 Bachche Hue Aur Is Baar Naam The:
1) Himmat Khan
2) Housla Khan
3) Bardasht Khan
Har Baar Ki Tarah Jab Is Baar Bhi Uske Yahan 3 Bachche Hue Toh Is Baar Naam Biwi Ne Rakhe:
1) Bas Kar Khan
2) Sharam Kar Khan
3) Reham Kar Khan.....
|A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.|
Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him so they challenged him, "Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?"
The man said, "I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating!!!"
|Boy: I Love You!|
Girl: Agar Main Bhi Ttumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Girl: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti... JEE Le Apni Zindagi...
Boy: Tum Ladki Ho Ke Sharaab Peeti Ho???
Awesome reply by girl: Toh Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwaun ???
Operation Ke Baad Patient Bola: Doctor Sahab! Kya Ab Main ROG MUKT Hun?
Samne Se Jawab Mila: Beta! Doctor Sahab Toh Dharti Par Rah Gaye, Main Toh CHITR GUPT Hun!!!
Police: Aapke Ghar Kee Talaashi Leni Hai !
Santa: Kyon ?
Police: Khabar Mili hai Ki Aapne Ek Khatarnaak Aatankwadi Ko apne Ghar Mein Rakhaa Hua Hai !
Santa: Khabar Toh Ekdum Pakki Hai Inspector Saab... Par Aajkal woh Maayke Gayi Hui Hai !!!