select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|Apple iPhone6 in India...|
Bangkok Return Ticket: 21k...
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|
|Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?|
I replied: I don`t know, Love...
|Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world`s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of ...|
|Fred was having trouble with a drinking problem and swore that he would correct it with sheer willpower. He had decided to walk straight past the...|
|An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.|
She leaned across to her husband and whispered,...
|An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike ...|
|A youngster rushed into a barber`s shop and asked to be given a haircut and a shave immediately. "You wait your turn young man," said the barber,...|
|A TOUGH Haryanvi peasant swaggered into a restaurant and ordered for empty tumbler and a lemon. He asked everyone to look as he squeezed the lemo...|
|Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"|
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "W...
|One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.|
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
|"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.|
|A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...|
|A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to se...|