|My friend, a recent widower, thought it might be a good idea to get himself a dog for a bit of companionship.|
Checking out the pet ads in the local newspaper he came across one that read: "Purebred Police Dog $25".
Thinking that sounded like a pretty fair bargain, he called and ordered the dog to be delivered and paid up-front by credit card.
The very next day a van pulled up and left on his doorstep, in a cardboard kennel, the mangiest looking mongrel he had ever seen.
In a bit of a rage, he telephoned the man who had placed the ad and shouted over the phone.
"What the hell do you mean by calling that mangy mutt a Purebred Police Dog?"
"Hey calm down," the man responded, "Don't be deceived by his looks, mister, that dog's under cover and in the Secret Service."
|These two guys were approaching the first tee.|
The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, "Hey, why don't you try this ball?"
He draws a green golf ball out of his bag, "You can't lose it."
His friend replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!"
The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it."
Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?!"
The man replies, "I found it."
|A makeshift temple had been built by jawans in a forward post area border and every evening they used to assemble there for puja.|
When the CO joined them one evening, he was surprised to find the image of Lord Krishna alone on the pedestal, without his consort Radha.
"Where is Radha?" the Colonel asked.
"Sir, She can't come here," the jawan replied.
"Why she can't come here?" the CON asked.
"Because it's a non- family station sir."
Army is very strict about their rules... Even if it is for God!!!
|A journalist, who was fed up with the state of the Indian Economy, decided to ask the views of Finance Minister Arun Jaitley on sports instead of Indian economy.|
He asked, "Dear FM, which game do you like?"
FM replied, "Cricket when played in India."
Journalist further asked, "which part of Cricket do you like, I mean batting or bowling?"
Our great economist replied, "No, No, I LIKE THE TOSS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH IN INDIA."
Journalist was amused and asked, "Why, only toss Sir?"
Jaitley smiled for the first time and told, "BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY TIME WHEN I SEE OUR RUPEE GOING UP."