|10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.|
9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you`re on the road...
|It was five in the evening, the bank is almost closed. All of a sudden, the BM received a phone call from a lady. In a sweet voice she said: Sir,...|
|Woman`s Quote of the Day: Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it`s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark unt...|
|I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculos...|
|A for arthritis, B for bad back,|
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac.
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight...
|The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don`t know Jack...|
|Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!!
Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because....|
If You Kiss Her... You Are.....
|Once upon a time ..a small boy named Hameed living in a tiny primitive Moroccan village was bvery moron and all his classmates hate him for his s...|
|Sardiyo Mein Skin Khushk Ho Jaye To Pani Mein Haldi Aur Zara Sa Milk Powder Daal Kar Ubal Lein.|
Thanda Ho Jaye To 1/2 Cup...
|Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?|
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you...
|Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye...|
|Ladies of 1970s:|
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee...
|The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.|
"Mr Smith, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you n...
|Banta walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him tw...|