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The ATM!

Banta wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. In frustration Banta called his bank help line.

Banta, angrily: So what's wrong with my ATM card? Girl: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?

Banta: Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.

Girl: Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt?

Banta: Are you mad? I take very good care of my card. As a matter of fact, I even got it laminated last week when I laminated my Identity card. Girl: Did you just said LAMINATE? Banta: Of course Yes!!!

Beware of a Lover!

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".

1. Save time.

2. Can sleep well.

3. Don't have to bother about missed calls.

4. Don't have to worry about how you look.

5. Can eat in any restaurant.

6. No boring SMS in the middle of night.

7. Can talk with all girls.

8. You won't hear `aaw.. You are dull today`.

9. Can go anywhere with any one.

10. Don't have to listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- You will live a long life... So be aware of LOVER!

Kanjoos Lovers...

A kanjoos boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl

Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein ek SIKKA phenk dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.

Lekin ladka sikka phenne ke ek ghante baad aaya aur kuch pareshaan bhi tha.

Girl: Itni der kyo laga di?

Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND raha tha.

Girl: Pagal wo tho 'DHAAGA BAANDH' ke phenka tha, tabhi waapas kheench liya tha...

Happy Mother's Day!

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was wrong.

"Nothing," said the woman.

Not buying it, he asked again, "Seriously, what's wrong?"

"Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as 'Thank you.'"

"Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift."

"Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."

Quotes

Love is not about how many days, months or years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.