A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept cryi...
A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe h...
Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...
Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
iPhone...
Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...
Apple iPhone6 in India...
Approx Rs.65k
Other options:
Bangkok Return Ticket: 21k...
A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...
Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?
I replied: I don`t know, Love...
Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world`s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of ...
3 Idiots Part 2
Rancho: Smiling
Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?
Rancho: Bahut Dino Se...
One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...
Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya...
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald`s fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him...
NAME: Armando R...