|Group admin: Hi guys, I am adding Radha to the group. Radha is new to town as well.|
Admin added +91 9xxxxxx48 to group.
Radha: Hi all....
Member # 1: Hiiiii....
Member # 2: Hi Radha... How are you?
Radha: I am fine.
Member # 3: Hey Radha... Let me know if you need any help, OK.
Radha: Definitely I shall let you know.
Member # 4: Hi Radha, I would like to meet you one day.
Radha: I am honored. Sure dear we shall meet some day over coffee.
Member # 5: what's your full name Radha?
Radha: Radhakrishnan Uplandakandathil Nair.
After 5 mins...
Radha: Guys, I am fortunate to be in your group. Nice to meet you all.
(Dead silence in the group)
|A trucker stopped at a local Denny's restaurant and placed his order.|
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The new blonde waitress didn't want to appear stupid so she went to the kitchen and asked the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is for two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon. It's a special trucker version of our 'Grand Slam Breakfast'."
"Oh, Okay." said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!!"
|Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons.|
"I'ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer!"
"I even more prouda ma second son. He maka five hundred thousand dollar a year. Hesa Doctor!"
"But, I'ma da proudest a ma youngest son. He maka Five million dollar a year. Hesa Sports Mechanic!"
Paolo, his friend asks, "What's a Sports Mechanic?"
Lorenzo replies, "Wella, he can fixa everytin. He fixa da horseraces, he fixa da football games he fixa da boxin matcha..."
|An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess.|
She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."
He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."