• Always Wear a Helmet

    After completion of my B.Tech from an average college I got a decent job in a reputed company as a Software Engineer.

    Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting girl rejected me upfront because she didn't liked my Job and of course I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.

    After 3 years, I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looked out of the car and briefly looked at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, she moves her eyes away!

    At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 4 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.

    So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

    Issued in the public interest by an honest Software Engineer.
  • Final Law Exam

    FINAL LAW EXAM PAPER (extracted from a real exam)

    A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a 2016 Range Rover.

    The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her Range Rover.

    The woman with the Volvo called her husband, he replied that he was busy, that she should try fix up things and that they will meet later at home.

    The lady with the Range Rover called her boyfriend and said "sweetheart someone just hit the birthday gift you gave me, I am so angry, please come over."

    Few minutes later her boyfriend arrived. Guess what? He is the husband to the lady with the Volvo car.

    Discuss the possible legal consequences for all 3 parties... (20 Marks)
  • How to Get into Heaven

    The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

    "NO!" the children all answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

    Again, the answer was, "NO!"

    "Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get to Heaven?" In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead."
  • Dead Horse

    Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

    The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

    Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

    Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

    Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898.00."

    The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."